h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There are two types of people:
Those that divide people into two groups and those that don't.

Special 'carbon black' colouring is added to tyres to make them black.

Dry Martini is inherently wet

what colour would they be otherwise?

Dry Martinis or tyres?

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tee hee!

There are two rules to success:
1. Don't tell people everything you know

There once was a limericist who,
Ended all of his works on line two.

"There are 10 kinds of people - those who understand binary and those who don't"

ha ha ha, those was so funny i forgot to laugh.

Is that a useless fact or are you just being contrary?

Disney does not definitively state whether Goofy is a dog or a man.

They claim that he is a dog in some statements but that he is "the common man" in others.

(According to columnist Ken Hoffman in the Houston Chronicle).

Homer Simpson's favourite record of all time is 'It's Raining Men' by The Weathergirls.

The closest relative to a rock hydrax is an elephant

My closest relative to an elephant is my mother.

Most Tower cranes are painted yellow

Most whooping cranes are white.

In most Anglophone countries - fire engines seem to be called Dennis

heres a fact for you:


I dont care

A study was proposed to examine the effects of apathy on modern society, but no one could be arsed to do it.