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What biscuit would you most like to rule the country?
Wilma Neanderthal Posted Sep 8, 2006
Like I said, the best political debate I've seen on hootoo in a long while 
I concede to Edward's greater talent in these biscuity matters and retract my Jaffa Cake vote. Now where do I put it? 
Danish butter cookies? Baklava? 
What biscuit would you most like to rule the country?
Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Sep 8, 2006
I guess Rich Teas are the lumpenproletariat of the biscuit world...
What biscuit would you most like to rule the country?
swl Posted Sep 8, 2006
Coconut Cremes are the nuts of politics, but right or left-wing?
"Be Nice - Vote Nice" (Hey, at least we've got a slogan
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Are Fig Rolls the natural recipients of the "Grey" vote?
What biscuit would you most like to rule the country?
Mol - on the new tablet Posted Sep 8, 2006
And pink wafers would presumably get the pink vote.
If there's a biscuit coalition proposal, don't forget Sports biscuits, very important with the London Olympics to be planned.
I do feel that the chocolate digestive is something of a "luxury" biscuit - my vote would probably go to the custard cream.
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Sho - employed again! Posted Sep 9, 2006
We're moving to Scotland. The Gruesomes have decided we want to vote for (Walker's) Shortbread.
What biscuit would you most like to rule the country?
swl Posted Sep 9, 2006
I think you'll find there is a lot of ill-feeling towards all things Scottish in the UK political goldfish bowl at the moment. If the Little Englanders baulk at the idea of Gordon Brown becoming PM, their little heads will implode at the thought of shortbread.
What biscuit would you most like to rule the country?
Sho - employed again! Posted Sep 9, 2006
yep, so that's why we have to move to Scotland - devolution and all that!
What biscuit would you most like to rule the country?
swl Posted Sep 9, 2006
May I be the first to extend a warm welcome from the best wee country in the world. Where about are you moving to?
What biscuit would you most like to rule the country?
Sho - employed again! Posted Sep 9, 2006
er... where do they make the shortbread?
I've had second thoughts anyway. I'm sending the Gruesomes and staying here in the land of Prinzenrolle. mmmmmm truly a magnificent biscuit.
What biscuit would you most like to rule the country?
Vamster Posted Sep 9, 2006
How about those square ones with the crinkly edges and chocolate squares on top?
What biscuit would you most like to rule the country?
Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Sep 11, 2006
There's a biscuit called Lembit Opik?!!!!!
I suppose the Lib Dems would be a tin of assortment because they can't decide what they are...plus they come out all broken.
Come the revolution, all the workers will have Chocolate Hobnobs!
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mrs wobbly bum Posted Sep 11, 2006
What an intrigueing (did I spell that right?) conversation, and I have to say for me it is a straight fight between the garribaldi and the nice biscuits.
but even with S.W.L doing a fantastic campaign for the Nice biscuit it still has the sugar problem whereas the garribaldi has no drawbacks and even has a name that the general masses will vote for
so thats it decision made Garribaldi for PM
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Sep 11, 2006
But...they're full of squashed flies!
What biscuit would you most like to rule the country?
Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Sep 11, 2006
I suppose the gayest biscuits are gypsy creams.
(Not intended as a homophobic comment...I'm not using 'gay' in a Chris Moyles sense).
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