h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are you wearing shorts in the heat wave, we are experiencing?

Yes and in the process scaring improbably beautiful ladies with my unnaturally albino gorilla-like hairy legs

I'm wearing a frock

I'm wearing black jeans, though I was wearing shorts till a little while ago; but they have gone in the wash with the second load of launry this week I could have put on another pair of shorts, but as I'm walking up road to shop shortly, I thought best not to scare the kids and horses

I'm wearing knee length blue shorts that I found in one of those shops that has "Everything for a Fiver, Everything Must Go!". But over the top I'm wearing workers overalls and it's rather hot.

Stop complaining. I`m just waiting for the winter to pass here in Dublin.

I'm now wearing bikini top amd shorts - in the privacy of my own home where horses will not be scared!

Some of the day I wore the dress my son doesn't approve of - it makes me look pregnant according to him. One look at my face would disabuse anyone of that impression.

I spent most of the day wearing sweaty clinicals - and working in 29 degrees celsius with very high humidity.

My knees are on show to all who wish to look!

Been back in and wearing my shorts soon as they were cleaned and dry still pretty hot inside, but its cooled a bit out now

Errrrrm, 2legs, I hope when you said, "still pretty hot inside, but its cooled a bit out now " you weren't still referring to your shorts.

Why wear anything when you are indoors?

It's too darn hot!

Thought it might be a bit cooler today, going by the tempurature when I got up this morning I'm wearing shorts, but two hours sitting at computer, and its working effeciently as an additional heat sorce think I'll have to turn it off for an hour or so, as the sun has just reached round to this window

its meant to be the hottest day ever in britain today and i'm wearing black trousers, but i'm compensating them with my little work top

Baggy climbing trousers- office dress code can go hang

I've got on my little work top, my little work trouser and my little work shoes - I intend to stay cool today by doing little work

I rarely wear shorts - I don't know why, as I have (allegedly) nice legs, and keep meaning to brown them off a bit. Every time I put shorts on, though, I keep expecting to be asked to run around a field or stand in goal for an hour and a half.

Some school memories etch themselves very deeply.

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I'm wearing a divided skirt.

I finally lost my temper with works busted air con and said, cobblers, I'm taking some work home with me.

So I'm sitting in a cool basement flat with shorts on (it's ok ladies, don't fight...) and waiting to go down the road for a beer and a pie, I think.

Got loads more work done than if I had been in the office as well...

I'm not allowed to wear shorts at work. However when I get in I will head straight for the show and do away with clothes for the rest of the evening

I hope you meant 'shower', DD.

I don't think you'll be terribly popular sitting in a theatre with nowt on, either.

Beer and pie...

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