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Euphemisms for sex
Atom_boy Posted Apr 20, 2006
to drink a cup of tea..
It whats you do the morning after...Its rumored to work as a pick up line..."hey, darling. Cup of tea at your place?"
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Brown Eyed Girl Posted Apr 22, 2006
Bouncy bouncy is a python reference unless I'm mistaken...
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dimples Posted Apr 22, 2006
Take our socks off (Originally a euphemism for having sex in a hotel but then it just became a euphemism for the act)
Bump uglies
Do the laundry (from when the kids were small and the only chance we had was in the basement by the washer and dryer)
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Yael Smith Posted Apr 22, 2006
Now here I was thinking it should be done in the comfort of the bedroom. But I'm old fashioned...
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MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. Posted Apr 23, 2006
Unfortiunately I have forgotten many of the wonderful Mike Harding expressions (must dig out those round black things with holes in sometime ... if I can finfd them under the dust...)
There was Knife sharpening, and taking the Bull for a drink at the well.
Also the Fairport Convention track, Shhoting the Bonny Black hair!!!
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Yael Smith Posted Apr 23, 2006
Knife sharpening sounds painful... I like the Bull, but there's disagreement here...
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Apr 23, 2006
Polishing your knob...or is that too obvious?
RF
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Mrs Zen Posted Apr 23, 2006
Far too obvious! It's the completely coded ones that arise spontaneously between couples that I like.
B
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- 45: MMF - Keeper of Mustelids, with added P.M.A., is now in a relationship. (Apr 23, 2006)
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