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Odd objects of lust......
Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. Started conversation Jan 8, 2003
Howdy folks..
Saturnine has just confessed that she'd rather like to have Will Self locked away under her bed to be used as her personal love slave! (Well she didn't quite say that but I know that's what she meant 
)
I think Will Self is just weird looking! But have taken a fancy in the past to Gene Wilder, the guy was so laid back and cool in Blazing Saddles! 
I know you all fancied somebody awful in your youth! Who was it? Eh?
Q 
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Saturnine Posted Jan 8, 2003
I cannot believe you have just posted that.
I'm not ashamed of fancing Will Self!!!
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Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. Posted Jan 8, 2003
Oooh I liked Peter Tork! No, hang on... I liked the tall guy with the hat... that wasn't Peter Tork! Peter Tork was the mad jumpy one!!! You weirdo!!
Q
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Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. Posted Jan 8, 2003
MWUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Trust no-one! Throw doughnuts will you? You weird Will Self loving person! Have at you! 
That's a tomato filled snowball by the way! 
Q
(remembering she really should be doing work)
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Teasswill Posted Jan 8, 2003
But I think Will Self has a certain attraction too!
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Saturnine Posted Jan 8, 2003
I'm not weird!!! Will Self is quite charming!!!!
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Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. Posted Jan 8, 2003
So is Woody Allen but I wouldn't have him as a love slave! 
Q
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jan 8, 2003
Colin Baker
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Jan 8, 2003
Gosh, suddenly I feel so much better....
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Saturnine Posted Jan 8, 2003
*stops in her tracks*
Woody Allen?
What kind of freak are you?
I used to get crushes on WWF wrestlers...but even that isn't as weird as Woody f**king Allen...
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Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. Posted Jan 8, 2003
No! Woody Allen is charming, but NOT to be used as a love slave! Good lord woman!
Have at you! 
I have thought Rik Mayall was nice on occasion, especially wearing giant y-fronts on Bottom! (I could be lying)
Q
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Mina Posted Jan 8, 2003
I think that you might be. He's lovely. mmm.....mmm...mmmmmm..
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Saturnine Posted Jan 8, 2003
Still, all of these are weird. Will Self is not weird.
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Teasswill Posted Jan 8, 2003
Who are you kidding!
he has a similar cadaverous charm to Donald Sutherland.............
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Narapoia Posted Jan 8, 2003
Mmmmm Donald Sutherland!!!
Mmmmm Will Self!! He's just so cool on Shooting Stars. Even if he is a pompous self-promoting git, he's still a love slave candidate.
Need to think about this a while...
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Griffon Posted Jan 8, 2003
Hummm, not really sure how I got here but I noticed you are all mentioning men's names. I would have thoughts objects to be, well, objects. For instance there is this chest of drawers I own that have large pointy knobs that remind me of Madonna in the one outfit with the pointy cones on her bodice.
That is an object of lust in my mind.
Sex slave resume to serious inquires.
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Jan 8, 2003
Hmm! I misread this thread wrong too.
Incog wanders off.....
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Odd objects of lust......
- 1: Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. (Jan 8, 2003)
- 2: Teasswill (Jan 8, 2003)
- 3: Saturnine (Jan 8, 2003)
- 4: PQ (Jan 8, 2003)
- 5: Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. (Jan 8, 2003)
- 6: Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. (Jan 8, 2003)
- 7: Teasswill (Jan 8, 2003)
- 8: Saturnine (Jan 8, 2003)
- 9: Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. (Jan 8, 2003)
- 10: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Jan 8, 2003)
- 11: Mina (Jan 8, 2003)
- 12: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Jan 8, 2003)
- 13: Saturnine (Jan 8, 2003)
- 14: Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness.. (Jan 8, 2003)
- 15: Mina (Jan 8, 2003)
- 16: Saturnine (Jan 8, 2003)
- 17: Teasswill (Jan 8, 2003)
- 18: Narapoia (Jan 8, 2003)
- 19: Griffon (Jan 8, 2003)
- 20: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Jan 8, 2003)
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