h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have rather a large problem where signatures are concerned - I have two. I can't help it, I'm ambidextrous and have an entirely different handwriting for each hand. The problem comes when I have to sign things that'll be compared with various things ie bank cards - if I used the wrong signature they're so different that nobody would believe I was me!!

I have to regularly sign to say I've checked or done something, for that I needed a short signature it also often has to fit into a tiny little box. I used to used my initials, but there were four us had the same initials, eventually I started to use Stu, and now use it for all work related signings and Stuart on my e-mails.

My cheque signature features all 3 of my initials.