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Mu Beta Posted Sep 3, 2002
*gets slightly paranoid about the thought of Big Jessie looking over his fence*
You didn't see the nude sunbathing as well, did you?
B
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Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 Posted Sep 3, 2002
At least sweeping concrete is quicker and quieter than strimming,mowing and using one of those mulcher thingies.Mind one of my neighbours is currently enjoying using a stone cutter at weekends.This along with the builders in the junior school behind me going Mon-Fri 8am to 6pm is just about driving me to the edge.In fact I've noticed how much noisier my street has become in the last year alone.Perhaps rabbits are a better idea as they are the much quieter solution.
Incog.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 3, 2002
I find just not mowing the lawn works. We cut ours last weekend, simply because we couldn't see the dog. Given that he is a dobermann, that's when we realised we'd probably let it grow too high.
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Big Jessie Posted Sep 3, 2002
Sorry B I saw everything!!!!!!!!!
Your grass was too short (not the only thing).lol
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NickyX__Mistress of Procrastination Posted Sep 3, 2002
Have you seen how much rabbits poo? I mean, as fast as they eat the lawn they would be making it grow with their "natural fertilizer" plus I'm still not happy with letting them out in a garden with the amount of foxes there are.
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Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) Posted Sep 4, 2002
Maybe we could train foxes to eat grass ...
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Lady in a tree Posted Sep 4, 2002
I'm surprised *they* haven't come up with genetically modified grass that grows to 4cm and no longer, therefore eliminating the need for mowing. If they have then I reckon the lawnmower manufacturers have hushed it up. Just like the large oil companies have hushed up the fact that cars can run on water 
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The Darkness Posted Sep 6, 2002
You still can't beat a decent Scythe. Not so much to slice but to gentley separate each individual molecule of your victim ... 
... did I say victim? Silly me! 
Great quote of the century has to go to Jack Nicholson in his role as the Joker in the first Batman film.
"And now it's time for me to relieve you, the little people, of your failed and useless lives" ... and you can't do that with a Lawn Mower.
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- 21: Mu Beta (Sep 3, 2002)
- 22: Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2 (Sep 3, 2002)
- 23: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Sep 3, 2002)
- 24: Big Jessie (Sep 3, 2002)
- 25: NickyX__Mistress of Procrastination (Sep 3, 2002)
- 26: Orcus (Sep 4, 2002)
- 27: Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) (Sep 4, 2002)
- 28: Lady in a tree (Sep 4, 2002)
- 29: The Darkness (Sep 6, 2002)
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