h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can actually stick my tongue out upside-down, which makes me *very* popular with the ladies.

B

Lets just hope the wind doesn;t change or there are going to be some very odd looking people going home today....

Winking, yes, either eye ( although like Evangeline it goes blurry if I wink with my right eye!). But again, I had to teach myself this at an early age.

Tongue, tube yes and upside downy thing too.

Vulcan salute yes

ear wiggle no, but my elder sister can (only one who can in our immediate family).

eyebrows no, both together or nothing at all.

Move eyes separately, yes but thats probably more to do with having naff vision in one and having to consciously move it so I didn;t end up with a lazy eye.

OK, not sure if this has been mentioned. Put your hand (either) flat on the table and then raise the little finger into a bridge without moving other fingers, so that the tip is flat on the desk and only the middle joint is in the air. I can't but me dad can. (so it looks like -^- )

Got double jointed thumbs tho'

Do you work for a circus by any chance?

B

Yeah, lion tamer, which probably explains all those nervous ticks above