h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We all know that a cat always lands on its feet right? 's nature. We also all know that a piece of buttered bread falls butter side down right? So what happens if you strap a piece of buttered bread onto the back of a cat what would happen. Deal with that law of the sod!

Sorry, Charlie Boy, not original. The joining of these two phenomena has been postited as a means of producing a flying machine. As people versed in the lore of H2G2, we must not ignore the laws of Probability.

I tried this and it levetated! strange - yes! I then tried to find out why but it pelted it down the corridor! Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The cat would land on its feet and somehow lick the butter off the bread.

I think the butter's power and draw toward the earth wouild somehow over-ride the cat's natural balance, and the mog would end up stranded like an upturned turtle. At least that's what I HOPE would happen

Mmmm, bit of HP sauce on that and you've got brunch