h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I will actually get a life

I won't get a life, but will instead carry on trotting about in my own little world.

See, this prediction stuff isn't hard at all, now all I have to do is avoid getting a life and I'm sorted.

just

revolution! - a smile is contagiousness! A999543

But I'm a depressive

only thing to say

Comedy films 'good for the heart'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4616902.stm

I've got a funny story for you Orcus. I started a 'predictions for 2007' thread in error. In December last year I thought I would get smart and start conditioning myself to write 2006 (as I usually write the last year's date during January). Unfortunately I, er, overconditioned myself and I thought that last year was 2006 and this would be 2007!



I'm mad me! lolololol

At least your hair must be lovely and soft.

Hmm conditioner...


Corrected prediction: Alright, I probably wont get a life. I'll just stay single and paranoid and depressed and unloved, HOWEVER I probably will cave in & make slightly more convincing attempts to GET a life. In fact, just someone to love me would do. Anyone? The law says I can have a civil partnership now think of the presents we might get...

A "civil partnership" ? Well, that's a change - most partnerships I've seen can be very uncivil

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Well, given that civil partnerships are intended as an equaliser between hetero- and homosexual couples it would only be fair if you got a toaster, and a kettle, and an iron, and a full dinner set, and some steak knives, and...

Well, I need a new toaster anyway, so that just saves buying one. Using the grill can get annoying

Thought I'd dig this up and list some of the noteable 'hits'.

Croz:

Lib Dems get rid of Kennedy, who replace him with Menzies Campbell

Andy Murray becomes the new British #1

Wembley isn't finished in time for the FA Cup final

ReddyFreddy:

There will be a major weather event somewhere

There will be an earthquake that kills thousands

Ferrettbadger:

Master B will return

Wayne Rooney will get sent off in world cup

Arctic Monkeys will be the band of the year

Pieshifter:

Once the kids are back at school the shops will be full of halloween stuff/fireworks, to be replaced by advent calendars/selection boxes at the earliest opertunity.

Mu-Beta:

I predict that GRJ will post a 'Predictions for 2007' thread

And finally from Pieshifter:

A year today and you'll be wondering where 2006 went

I think with a record like that, there should be a few HooTooers recruited to Govt Policy Departments

I see that with less than 40 minutes to go, women still have yet to rediscover the joys of Croz.