h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Something exciting happens outside my house and I am not around to see it.

The Empress - a voyeur and proud of it!

I, too, hate it when people don't use their signals.
...When men leave the last drop on the toilet behind them
...When I'm late, I know I'm going to be very late, and the damn bus just won't come.
...When a truck or a bus just hog the lane you're driving on, feels like they're saying "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?"
...When I forget to take my umbrella on the day it starts pouring rain out of the sky.
....I have to be polite to people I don't even know, or want to know. Ever.

I fail an exam I was certain of I would pass. And then they plan the re-exam on the exact day that I was supposed to be leaving for a festival.

Remedy for any road-ragers: play GTA 3. You can cut off any car you like, drive on the pavement, take some-one else's car if yours is broken or his just looks better. What you can't do is: care less if you are breaking any rule whatsoever!

There's one game where you can also hit cows, and everything in general turns into burgers (un-grilled burgers)...

...my Gran comes to my house with snippets she's cut from her scaremongering magazines about how yet *another* aspect of my life is sure to give me cancer.

...people feel the need, when we're at a pub/restaurant, to point out every single veggie option on the menu for me.

...people steal my socks. It doesn't matter in summer because I don't wear them, but come winter...