h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have a vague recollection of a thread with all these sorts of sarcasms and ironic remarks for being stupid... I'll go have a look...

2legs Where exactly are you from? K

Well, I once came home to find the dogs bol#$ks in the cat's pajamas but I didn't give a rat's a$$, which was fortunate because in my part of the globe they have all been given away and we have a serious a$$-less rat problem that we could solve if the darn cats would grow some bol**ks like the dog, take off the pajamas and get to work.

I work with several folks who are a few beers short of a six pack. They try but it is clear to me that somewhere there is a villiage missing their idiot. Speaking of villiagers, I must flee as they are approaching from the hills with their torches and pitchforks!

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