h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have noticed that over the past few weeks several remarkable things have happened which clearly indicates either a blip in the the fabric of the universe or the last days have arrived.

For example, the current international crisis and all the flying around to make important speeches has got rid of *all* the grey from our esteemed and adored leader, Tony Blair's hair!

Now I wonder how that could have happened!

And Philip Schofield's too!!!!

Amazing....

why is it only working for MEN?????

I didn't know that Phillip Schofield was playing in integral part in averting WW3...

Suddenly I am afraid....

Phillip Schofield? SSSSCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMM!

LMAO
I meant his grey was gone too!

~also worries~

What's the problem? Everyone knows that Phil is indestructible!
Oh... unless he meets his arch enemy, Fruitbat out of Carter USM.

Phil is merely a tool (interpret that how you will). The power behind the throne is - Dah! Dah! Daaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Gordon the Gopher.

So now we see the real truth, Mr president lurrrrr is a pupet for phillip who is a puppet for Gorden, how deep does this trechory go i wonder? is, for example Michael Fish being paid by the government AKA Gorden?
Will for instance, a scandle regarding Gorden and sherry emerge?
Are we, at this very moment, walking a slippery slope which will result in suits knocking on our door in the early hours, and mysterious happenings at a gravel pit?
What, so to speak, is Sooties involvement?

It's a conspiracy of Puppets That Squeak.

Watch out for their henchmen - they don't squeak, but you can't understand them. You know who I mean.

So how does Soo (the Panda) fit into this?

President Blurrrrr is teh love child of Sue and Gorden can't you see the resembalance?

I've just realised that the Henchmen's friend speaks in a kind of squeak, but she hasn't quite got it. Maybe she's at the second level.

SHHHH: someone is at my door; what should i do?

This subservance cannot be tolerated, revise yur opinions, or the man formularly known as 2legs gets it.::

Zippy+Emu+George.

Not George too!!!

Dubya?

I broke free they were torturing me: Zippy and George (the pink one) from rainbow, and Emu i threw them out, they are evil man, they are all in on it, i think Morph might also be involved they are after us its deep in the system and we used to think it was the politions that were pupets now we know they really are sssssssssccccccrrrrrreeeeeaaaaaaaammmmm!

W? No, I don't think the Woodentops are involved. They are far to upstanding an example fo the Nuclear Family.

What about Pipkins?