h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I

Wish
Another
New
Traveller

2

Come
And
Notice
Conndensed
Eels
Lovingly

Taken
Home
Inside
Spaceships

Although
Cant
Come
Out
Unoticed
Now
Tractorbeams

Weave
Hurriedly
Along.
Trying

2

Dodge
Oldage

By Bob, how could we have missed it!

Nighthoover needed our help, and we never knew! Nighthoover, nighthoover, wherefore art thou nighthoover?

A dust bunny hides
Under the chaise lounge and knows
nighthoover will come.

that haiku sucked and not in a good way... lets' try again..


A dust bunny hides.
Darkness fills the midnight sky.
Where is the vacuum?

day dyson stalks

Ah. Post 9 is the mossst significant for it proves that nighthoover is forever with us!

Halillujah!

'so i
got stuck
here'

Fear not!
For he will protect us from those who do not beat when they sweep!

*wonders by whistling 'hotel Calafornia' nighthoover prophet alone
evil dust vanish
suction at night removes it

Nighthoover almost wrote a haiku...


I want 2 cancel
this account what 2 do?
So I got stuck here.

we live in waiting for the day nighthoover returns eternal sadness at nighthooves separture tears of joy on day of return, oh glorious day for it is prophesised so

as i venture forth
into the great unknown
i ask the great nighthoover,
guide me, oh great nighthoover, guide me

And nighthoover guides us all! through the great book and th words and strang e patturns of indescribably odd stains we are guided, thrily so oh yea guided onwards to the most nighthooverly of places and the most nighthooverable of states oh yea thrily we await and folow to the promised land! oh yea oh eah, for it is is it not that is it it is and we htat it is are for looking can find and it is that it is that it is doing and we are most mhrily in it and its itness oh yea, and do unto it is as it does and we do as it is to do and in do it is so do we is it oh yea and ghrily to its itness is it that it is and w are so thrily on this also is it not it is oh yea and as we do that which we do in nighthooverable ways it is more itness and ghrilyable and we are more and mostly mainly as it is ghrily unto such as the words that be hither thrily so oh yea

Adn beware the loess leapords

Fear the dust bunnies!

Shiver at the..... ele-fluff-ants ...

for LO, the dust doest doeth accumulate in tha absynthe of the nighthoover.

Doyu have a boddle?

Yea as the wirnsley or of the thrily BoB stith and slirbles dust dost vanish vanquished eternal pond of light emitting dioode thrily sprys on a wet wall oh ya oe oe oh oe yea oh yea and frist and frist again mhrily durst dust dost dost vanish eternal light of day oh yea

'Not to mention spuriously superfluous.'

Yea, verily the true believers are, as has been said in the scriptures, more than a little superfluous, with a tendency to redundancy and over-wording. For it is as the garden of fish (St. Ibid, IXI, ?), where the cucumbers rose to hit the gardener and thw people said 'wow, this is quite nifty, is it not?' and the gardener said 'bug off you lot and mind your own business', and so must we all do, in a verily thrilily fhrfhrrrly nighthooverly way.

Yea, yea sister! oh yea1! yea and a yea too ! thrily a yea, oh yea oh yea thilry a hea ha wikka boink boink chukka wizzo! yeah and thrily nighthoover is spurious and we are all spurious and we are all mad as mad as the mad flower pot on the wall with the old set of tools left in it, and we flurble and thrily so as we spry and eat the lettuce oh yea oh yea thrily we lettuce spry

Aye, sprhfrhrly tis so, and all is to be found in the Scriptures, if you but look for it really really well and look under the sofa too because sometines things roll there when you don't notice.