h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You could reduce it to just the hoover in teh doorway, as if it was coming in/going out, and 'nighthoover' themself, would be nearby...

I don't really mind, it'll look cool either way. As long as there's night and a hoover, of course...

Yeh! maybe even just a hand, of nighthoover, on the hoover

*getting confused, but trying her best to remain in practical mode*

So, what have we agreed on? What are we telling shazz to put on the story?

Ah, I see you already took care of that...

*practical mode OFF*

If you say you don't believe in fairies then one dies. Is it the same for Nighthoover?

Blassfemur!

*claps frantically* I do believe, I do I do I do!

I believe in nighthoover, since you came along, you hooverly thing

Is nighthoover going to die, mummy?

No, No, nighthoover isn't going to die, nighthoover cannot ever die, nighthoover lives forever! nighthoover lives for ever, nighthoover knows how to fly, nighthoover lives forever, nighthoover will never die! Eternal age of dustless abode,
nighthoovers presence as never ending as the road,
continual absecence, never leaving the room,
at night with the hoover, at day with the broom.
dust withers away with a sweep of the hand
as a granite monolyth strong nighthoover stand
casting about the warm inner glow
of the light of the hoover moving to and fro
cleaning the dust, cleaning our hearts
nighthoover and mankind, never to part

Ooops! Sorry! Just backed my car over him.....erm.....oooo....

Liar! Liar, liar, liar! Nighthoover's not dead, 2legs said so... I don't want Nighthoover to die!!!

whenever a bell rings a nighthoover gets it's wings

TOO BAD!

I put risin in his weetabix this morning!

Wings?

What are you talking about? Why are the simposts following me around? Where is Nighthoover?!

Everybody's doing a brand new thing now, come on everybody, do the nighthoover-motion Its easy to do so give a try now, come on everybody, do the nighthoover motion

'God is dead - Nietzsche,
Nietzsche is dead - God,
god is Bob - nighthoover.

'nighthoover's alive!'
'What do you mean nighthoover is alive? Dispach war rocket ajax to bring back his body!' nighthoover, Ahahah, savour of the universe nighthoover, ahahahah save eeryone of us just a person, with a persons spirit, nothing but a person, that can never fail, someone with a lonley heart