h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Maybe it's not the mice who run the place, but the s. The secret plan is to terrify half the world's population into gibbering idiocy and then take over the world. Maybe they aren't really s but or come to take over the ...

Think I may be onto something here...

The mice certainly do run the country - but I think the spiders might be staging a small revolution. run away....
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Thats sounds like a distinct possibility, they at least are revoulting in my house! *wink* (sorry for the corny joke)

OUCH!!!

Tee Hee. NOT.

We must master an army and overthrow these evil s.
Don't you just wish the buggers would off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow - go away for a month and come back to find that the World Wide Spidersweb has vilified my friends!

Now - it seems to be me against all of you - I *like* spiders! Come on, one at a time! ...oh, and I'm impressed that the creator of Steve is the one who likes him least!


x x Fenny

Steve was a horrible mistake. I tried to play God only to find that I hadn't read the rules properly.

But I've taken a long hard look at the situation, and I think I know where I went wrong last time.

Steve shall return...

not nice at all, but catch and eat craneflies (look like flying spiders and whiz around aimlessly), moths and flies, all of which are just as horrid!

*sees on wall*

*s away*

*see's on wall*

*s away*

We're here. We'll save you. Those of us who love spiders (currently only me) will look after those of us who don't. There's enough strife gone round since Tuesday for all of us. I'm currently advocating a peaceful rally in which Man, Woman, and Spider (no matter its habitat) can live together without prejudice - a Utopia in which the number of your legs doesn't matter.

Seriously, my digital personality will save you all from Steve.

x x Fenny

You must understand.

NOTHING will save you from Steve...

*still ing*
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