h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What about Doctor Who, Spock, Tuvok, or eccentric aliens who are proficient in telepathic technobabble and are obsessed with gadgets.

they are fictitious and can only appear in cartoon form and we ain't got a viewing screen up ready yet

Just alienated

we DID have holes in the space station and that was aerated (air)

OK! Who drilled a hole in the wall ? to peep outside ? co's the windows were missed up!

It must have been Thanos, after going to the pub where he got drunk as he has celebrating his victory of wiping 50% of the universe's population.

I keep telling NASA - it's NOT an alien invasion! their monitors are picking up reflections off last years xmas tinsel we hung out

Hurricane Florence and other hurricanes etc why do "they" call them "anti-cyclones" ? when they always seem to spin in a clockwise direction ?

Actually! I'm NOT sure which way they spin or do they spin in both directions ?

most folks are anti cyclone not the best of mother natures weather offerings

Ex-Hurricane Hellene could be making a visit to Ireland and the British Isles this Monday.

it wain't worry us on the space station

I'm telling you! it'll take more than chewing gum to fix the problem

I had a friend called Helen. Oh here is the new Doctor's sonic screwdriver, it fixes everything and anything.

Coronavirus burns up in the atmosphere JUST don't bring it up to us to try ok!

Quark wants to open a bar with a Dabo wheel. Simba my cat wants to be petted.

Coronavirus! Oh bloody hell Did I put too many peppers and spices in the meal that's causing the sneezing ? or

Could be your rapeseed allergy has come to call.
Still, monitor your condition and get to a surgery or A&E if necessary.

I'm sure you're fine, mate. How has the rest of the day gone??

The main temporal neutron hyperspace relay has overloaded, causing total shutdown in the main photonic resonance hyperspace.

Prof you could have seasonal rhinitis allergy (hay fever).