h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It'll never work, any more than the 'Bush and Quayle' ban.

ar but! card games without trumps, leaves such as snap and go fish
writes bridge off straight away

As some(one) at the power brokerage level would have it, such a grim and serious business as politics can do with a little levity introduced into it.

As well as all songs and cartoons about Donald.

To the crewman who keeps posting on the noticeboard, STOP moaning! WE are NOT having a patio extension built at the airlock

How about a bbq in the new inflatable module?

with Donald singing "Donald where's your troosers?" in his tartan kilt and sporran.

it's hard to keep the firebricks steady and you can't have a extractor fan either

now come on! it's bad enough having plastic "charity bags" stuffed through the home letterbox every week (99% are NOT for registered charities, but just to make money for the organisations doing them)
but 376 outside the air door of the space station is going over the top

Mr. and Mrs. Rumfoord from Kurt Vonnegut's "The Sirens of Titan" dropped by, Mrs. Rumfoord with a platter of her baby baked harmoniums and Mr. Rumfoord with his garotte hanging out of a pocket.

I showed them the door.

I showed them the door, did they like it, is it one of those polished oak doors with polished brass fittings.

Space Station Commander to NASA - WE didn't bug trump towers eitherwho'd want to listen to him spouting off

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/kurt-eichenwald-case-texas-grand-jury-says-gif-deadly-weapon-n736316

Attention crew! a notice has been put on the outside part of the airlock :- To all visitors! leave any .GIF's in the receptacle attached to side of space station - thank you!

How can astronauts "get up" in the middle of the night to go for a pee! If there's no up in the vacuum of space ?

Good point the whole subject of the toilet in space is very complex, N.A.S.A have even re classified the word "floater"

Now the International Space Station have visiting paying tourists staying so as to help finance the upkeep of the station, some of them have been actors who have appeared in Star Trek as well actors who played in Doctor Who as well as the Doctor Who spin off TV shows and in Superhero films and TV series.

dr who visited the space station 5 weeks before it was built he got the timing wrong

...embarrassing and frightening, having a langolier throw up in one's face...

.........or from a visit from Wolverine aka James Howlett and his imaginary friend Bub.

Just because 's are allowed on the space station and 's aren't - doesn't mean we're racialist