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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 1, 2010
ah! the scrunch the newspaper up routine before use, or rip hell out of the rear end (it still did, but it's the thought that counts
)
come here you nice big dock leaf
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U695218 Posted Nov 2, 2010
Music for sch operations:
Pink Floyd's
Dark Side Of The MOON
specific track:
Them..........an'-us
(apologies to Us and Them)
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gandalfstwin OGGMSTKMBGSUIKWIATA Posted Nov 2, 2010
'The Lunatic is in my Head.......................'!
GT
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 2, 2010
Lapis 
mate
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van-smeiter Posted Nov 3, 2010
lapislazuli. You deserve to Have a Cigar for that 
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U695218 Posted Nov 3, 2010
What a cheek! (or two)
Hope this goes down in posterior(erity)
Thanks for your welcome appreciation
Lapis (in Bahrain for the next 3 nights)
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U695218 Posted Nov 3, 2010
Haven't seen this old chestnut on this thread, so here we go.
Pre soft tissue days.
I use The Daily Mirror to wipe my backside. (Person 1)
(Person 2) Oh no! I use The Times.
(Person 1) Why?
(Person 2) Oh, The Times is more absorbing.
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Triquack Posted Nov 3, 2010
Don't forget the Sun, they'll swallow any old cr*p and re-cycle it.
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serenity Posted Nov 3, 2010
its enough to put you off going to the bathroom 
Key: Complain about this post
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