h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I know this is Profs' thread, but how can I resist an opening like that?

The verdict on my MRI brain scan was, "Utterly unremarkable."

Almost disappointing. I thought I could see a few significant points to remark on.

Hello Prof

I am glad that the results from the tests are okay and that you don't need any further appointment with the doctor or hospital.

I have had that kit as well waiting for results.

I (along with my wife and her twin sister) was 62 on 17 October and - having read that, damned glad I live in Morocco. I can't sit down, even thinking about it

Prof, Sigmoid Colon (Ret'd) is very pleased that it turned out all right and had nothing to do with his sexual fantasies.



Jab

Just sat down with fish and chips, reading that Prof-nothing gives me a healthy appetite like a happy ending!

Thanks for that Prof

I had similar treatment, but it was my ladies bits. It still hurt and was suitably treated.
Your description brought it all back to when I was on the hospital bed. You see it on tv, but when its happening to you, its different.
Im glad that you are ok

As for being 'normal'??? Can you get a second opinion???

Ah....
Me Da had same procedure done a few months back,with similar results.

Most likely they got the problem spots out with primary exam.
But you'll have to be careful as you have shown predilection to such growths.

I will be as well

With my bad habits...maybe a bit more so.

Anyway...good to see you ticking on all pistons!!!

many thanks to ALL for your comments

of course! I love the humorous onesbut you know my feelings on the health's of my friends and on that note, I wish you ALL good health as you go through life



normal! second opinion - nah! the universe will end far before I ever become normal - why change perfection

So very glad it turned out ok Prof

WAIT!!!I'm not numb!!

Ah! Shuddup

Open wide

Here i come

I had had my results back. Its a normal response, glad I dont have to go through the more invasive tests.

good news my friend

Said the Doctor, "its really quite clear,
There's a lettuce in view up your rear...
A conflict, perhaps,
With some greengrocer chaps?
It's the tip of the iceberg, I fear".

Well done prof I only had to do the first bit, thank ...

nice one TQ and thanks mate

Certainly a bum note *hums*the times they are a-changing.

A news item last night caught my attention. An American paper products company/corporatrion(Purex or somesuch) has tubeless toilet tissue in development...No cardboard roll in the center! Whatsoever shall s, s, birds and children play with! This could be heralding the end of western civilisation...*shrugs shoulders*probably not.,

Children can't use them anyway. Not aloud to use them in schools or guides anymore. not hygenic!

Since one of my cats is of the variety that tries to unroll all the toilet paper, I can just imagine the potential for chaos involved in tubeless t.p.

You're right, it's a terrible idea.

Ahh, but will it be a roll? Many moons ago we had Izal medicated (or was it MADicated?)toilet paper, it came as two versions...one on a roll and one in a box, when you pulled one out of the box it produced the end on the next one.

Either way, it was 'orrible stuff, it had a dull side and a shiny side; it didn't wipe anything off your bum, it just spread it thinly so that it dried quicker.

The Yorkshire post torn up into squares was much better, and you got to have a walk to the nettie at the end of the garden and read the paper afore your breakfast.

Me-e-ow-w....whir-r-r, whir-r-r, whir-r...