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Phantom Yikes’er of old Hootoo Town


Well! Saturday 10th May 2008, was from the afternoon onwards mostly boring and tedious, until the night time came and the Hootoo phantom Yikes’er struck – oh joy and happiness, this poor lonely soul of a person had had my PS yiked, oh how it did bring a smile to my face.
The timings of this person and it’s many other faces on Hootoo are a joy to behold.

Whether this amoeba sized brain person yikes’es others, more than likely and I hope they don’t feel so perturbed at it either.

But though! Through all this joviality, spare a thought of sadness for this person, who has to go through life, with no outlook because of lack of friends, or by the way they were or not brought up, even that they could just have a very boring personality, that has left them scarred in some way.
Needless to say – tough!
I have to say, because no doubt the person will read this, it just don’t bug me or gets me wound up in any way, all it does is make me feel PITY for you, as the saying goes “seen it, done it, bought it and wears the T – shirt”, I have in my lifetime so far, seen and worked with people who are/were exactly like you, so you have nothing new to offer and I rejoice the fact that as far as I know, your not a neighbour of mine and I don’t think your George, who lives at the top of my street, he’s very similar to you, but he keeps himself to his self .

My advice to the Phantom Yikes’er, is to buy yourself a toy rod (politely wrote) along with batteries, you need an outlet and then because you have no one to play with – easy to work out the rest

Well said Prof. Sums it up nicely.

Ought to see a copy of the reasons why, it was yikesed..had a couple of them...yet no reason ever proffered as to what-why-how infringement... nine times out of ten its from a message board...

Think they(unsuccessful yikesers) ought to be taken out the back and treated like royalty (Romanovs sort of treatment) of course..

What?

WHAT?

That PS that *I* fixed?



Lemme at 'emfor rolling pin

hi prof
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as i cant see the ps normally from home, and havent since the last yike.
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i was told this evening on the dog and bone, that you are yiked again.
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back to the drawing board, last on as to come off again, lol.
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thats if you can remember the last one you added lol
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the old adddage, "swings and roundabouts" lol. jim

Prof, I feel that you have been yikesed, especially your wonderful personal space .

All I can say to the person that yikesed you, is: 'that Prof is a very good friend of mine, you mess with him, you mess with me' .

Go on then, whoever you are, go and yikesed my space - I will find out who you are as I used to work at the BBC, and know some good colleagues .

Anyway, well said Prof. Take care mate.

Nigel .

Oh, the sad is back is it

Some people are never happy unless they are complaining about something

To the PY

GET YOURSELF A GIRL/BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to hear you've again, prof. I hope you had your PS saved somewhere for when it is rebuilt?

And my message to the Yikes'er!!!

I don't agree with Reefgirl, because I'd have real pity for the said Girlfriend/Boyfriend. What have they done in a past life to have you foisted on them? Do they deserve that fate?

I would strongly suggest a) Giving away your computer and get a life, b) See someone about Therapy, or c) Moving to another site (Bebo should be to your taste).

A couldn't come more highly recommended!

And I was going to point you in the direction of the 'Yikes' button for this posting, but I think you have it pre-programmed into your mouse already.

MMF

folks, don't be about my PS - a film star said in one of his movies one "I'll be back"

it's still humour and the yikes'er just don't know itand THAT is sad

Some folks are just sad. I guess we'll have to put up with them to some point, unfair as it is.

I'm surte your PS should be back in NO time. Maybe you can suggest the PY abused the yikes system? Shouldn't go down too well with the mods and eds.

at PY

ooh eck, GB's been let loose wiv a rolling pin!!

Aw prof Hope you're space is back with us really soon

thank you love

it's something to read, when nobodies on

i really feel sorry for the mad yikers. (NOT)
with this lot on your side and a rolling pin too!!!!!!

just change your name to 'phoenix'

Prof, I'm afraid I can't work up the slightest pity for whoever did that to your wonderful PS. Deserve a good kicking - but they'd probably like that.

Jab

some one has to pity him/hertheir family didn't

I just hope the Yikes'er takes note of my 'Polite' ideas!

for your problems, again... Just hope you can resurrrect it...

And thanks for the e-mail

Must forward it, and even try it out!

MMF

your welcome MMF

And I liver!

MMF