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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 23, 2019
Out of the blue the community choir changed their tune when asked to sing the songs from the film the Blues Brothers as it made them feel blue because the day was dull. They only like singing the Blues Brothers when there is a clear blue sky.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 23, 2019
teacher:use the word "officiate" in a sentence.
Student: The cat got sick because of officiate.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 23, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 24, 2019
Good. I wouldn't want you floundering for meaning.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 24, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 24, 2019
The BBC has instructions on cooking plaice with thyme.
There's a restaurant called "Thyme and Plaice."
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 24, 2019
I felt like a fish out of water when I went on a fishing boat trip as it was the first time I went fishing. It gave me such a haddock working out how to use the fishing rod. The fish that I managed to caught where fish to fry and to make a fine kettle of fish. It was prepared at my plaice while eel be listening to my friends carping on how much fish that they caught.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 24, 2019
I've heard that fishing is habit-forming. Try it a few times, and you may become hooked.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 24, 2019
I was praying to Cod for his heavenly Angelfish to watch over me. I prayed that my Longfin for some nice company will be answered and that I will be given that right type of support to eelpout at home.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 24, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 24, 2019
One of the students at Hogwarts was good at identifying the major constellations. He was known as Aries-spotter.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 24, 2019
Early astronauts had it tough: they worked in Apollo-ing conditions.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 24, 2019
I saw the Grim when I visiting the Black family who lived at Number 12 Grimmauld Place in London. I arrived there in the dark of the night and it was pitched black as all the street lights had been switched off.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Mar 24, 2019
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 25, 2019
The Black family were always financially in the Black. They regarded Sirius as the Black sheep of the family for being sorted in Gryffindor. Sirius would behave not so Sirius-ly especially during the dog days of summer when following the rising of the star system Sirius. Sirius amimagus was in the shape of a large black dog.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 25, 2019
You can't have a black dog unless there's bourbon, dry vermouth and blackberry brandy on hand.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 25, 2019
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 25, 2019
Robin Hood and friar Tuck were on a safari when a tribe of cannibals seized them. They threw Robin into the stew pot, but not Tuck? Why? Because he was a friar.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Mar 26, 2019
The Green Arrow TV series aka The Hood followed the arrow time through his flashbacks and flashforwards that went as swift as an arrow. Oliver Queen as The Green Arrow would listen to the radio series "The Archers" while drinking a which had an olive-r added to it.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Mar 26, 2019
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