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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 21, 2017
Where does Santa get money to replace the runners on his sleigh? He dips into a slush fund.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 22, 2017
reindeer, yes! but I've still to deliver the children's prezzies
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 24, 2017
Paul
During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 24, 2017
I believe I will be able to run my car on politicians promises but I'm having trouble with the fool injection system.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 24, 2017
Beecome more bee-friendly by making your garden more beecoming to bees with beeautiful violet coloured flowers.
Make your garden a hive of industry with bee hives where you can harvest honeycomb to make pots of honey that will give you pots of money. You could even wax lyrical by advertising the benefits of using bees wax for candles and for bees wax furniture polish.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 24, 2017
he played music with 4 mice between his teeth, it was a mouseorgan
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Reality Manipulator Posted Apr 26, 2017
On a very cold day as it hailed heavily the diners greeted their salad with hail to the Caesar salad and when they left they hailed for a taxi.
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Icy North Posted Apr 26, 2017
From the weather forecaster's songbook:
Beach Boys - Isobarbara Ann
Judy Collins - Send in the Clouds
Gene Pitney - Plenty More Showers from Tulsa
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 26, 2017
The rain in Spin stays mainly where it can be a pain.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 26, 2017
I played poker using my pets as the stake, I said gopher broke
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 26, 2017
I tried to play poker online, but no one would accept my mouse as collateral.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 26, 2017
maybe the chips (Californian Highway patrol Harley's) were too heavy for the table ?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 26, 2017
I think that they Harley weighed enough to do that.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 26, 2017
then that's a Triumph for the chip makers
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 26, 2017
Something is fishy about the chip makers.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 26, 2017
a fryer in the monastery might know ?
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ITIWBS Posted Apr 26, 2017
"One more time, Eliza, We'll have you speaking good Aussie yet!
'The Rhine, in Spine, is minely in the wine!'"
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Apr 27, 2017
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