h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

When you get here, please describe what you are wearing so that we can all share the sight.

*Dr J is wearing his normal black.......black boots, black jeans, black shirt and black leather jacket. His pony-tail is tied with a black ribbon.*

Looking cool Dr J! Save me a dance later.

*grins suggestively*

For you my little fish.......anything

*alicat enters the ballroom. She is wearing a full length blue ballgown. She has on elbow length gloves. On her feet, she is wearing moccasins. She has no sense of fashion, just comfort. Her escort, SLAYER, is wearing his trademark black Levis 501 button fly's, black AC/DC T-shirt, with black boots. She has just come back from her favourite webpage http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/BoxSeatBlvd/angus666 Everyone please vote on Monday

Hi, I'm SLAYER. Thanks for coming out. I don't have anything smart to say but I do have a joke if you are interested.
A Newfie goes to work in a high-rise building, he gets into the elevator. Once inside he sees that it is only him and this gorgeous woman. After travelling up about 8 floors, he turns to the woman and says "Excuse me ma'am, but can I smell your pussy?" The woman says "Of course you can't!" So the guy says " Well then it must be your feet!!"

Ladies present, Slayer.

Looking good, alicat, .....looking cool. Where's the rest of the drunken idiots??

I don't know where everyone is. It seems like it's always just us.

If you heat cranberry juice, will it turn to alcohol?

If you heat anything, it turns into alcohol. Have you never tried it, Cheryl? BTW, my hubbie is drunk, but he's not an idiot.

I think not, Cheryl.

BTW Where did you come from? Are you part of the Clinton party?

*wanders in, wearing a 3 piece suit, with a black bow tie* Hmmm, I hope I am not too formal for this party, just that I thought I would have a bit of a change in my style.

Well this place is getting busy already

Garibaldi, Alicat & Slayer meet Cheryl........she's new today. Buy her a drink someone!

I believe we're still into the margaritas. Cheryl, wecome to the Sheraton. I'd also like to give you a complimentary bottle of love. SLAYER is getting you a Caesar and a bottle of Molson's "Canadian" beer. Enjoy. Cheers, Dear.

Er um.... I spent all my money on my suit. I will have to wait for some more investments to come in. Anyone got some money that I can borrow?

You are a vision of understated elegance, Garibaldi.

Why thanks alicat, you're lookinh nice too

Does that mean I have to pay?

Who cares....I'll use this company credit card I found lying around (user name Peta, Company H2G2)

Why thanks Doctor John, I am glad to see you are being so generous these days. Mind you, I have been generous lately and have lost all my money