h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The cakes and cookies are a great idea. Everyone seems to accept them quicker than the bottled love. Still like the little blue pills best. I'll try to catch you at home.

Swinging through the trees, Monkey Boy grabs a vine and leaps into the air above the beer pool. Lets go of the vine and carries out a treble back flumpasualt with pike before crashing into the pool below.

Ah.....Lovely. right I'm off again. see ya tomorrow Ali Babe.

Hugs

MB

*alicat tries to execute a perfect flumpasault, manages only a bellyflump* Oww. I've got to stop doing that. *paddles around beer pool, which is uncharacteristically (that's a big word for my little paws) silent. Where is everyone?

So there you are! How you're doing Alicat? Brought some blue pills especially for you. I'll join you for a quick dip. Our dear Baron isn't down there, is he? Would hate to lose my tail, again. Uh...if anybody wants to know, I do have a tail, I'm a lizard.Very proud of it too! I also have long silky blond hair... *gasp* D***!!! I've lost my tail ...er, well I wish I had long silky blond hair.
Come Ali, race you to the other side!

*floats to surface swirlie eyed*

Oh...there you (hic) are lizard...I'd wondered where you had gotten off to...

We are also having a bonfire over at the whiskey ocean.... http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=18878&thread=39114

I should have known... Baron Bear, if you stay down there much longer...If you don't mind me saying so. Here, have some herbs, it will help for the swirly eyes and the achy head

Thanks for the tip, love bonfires! Think I'll float around here for a while and make sure you don't drown yourself!

Thanks for the little, blue pills. I love them. I brought you a nice, big salmon, Bear. Okay savannah, I'll race you to the other side, but I'm sure lizards swim faster than cats. Maybe we can see who drinks the most on the way across. Bear can be the official. *takes huge gulp of beer in preparation* I love sports.

I love fishes...! Start whenever you are ready..I'll pay attention...I swear!

*Lizard rubs paws in glee and dives into the pool. Little paws paddling furiously, taking big gulps of beer. Progress across pool becomes rather erratic. Splash...gulp...splash...[burp]...excuse me...Decidedly green lizard floats belly-up in beer...it starts singing in a strange language.*

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LOL Okay...okay! So I'm not Hemingway... what can I say? Help?

*alicat paddles out about 3 feet, taking huge gulps, disappears below the surface, comes up singing*

Alicat I love you!

*Lizard is now perfectly at peace with the world.* Alicat's presence has turned everything pink.

Bear? If you've finished eating your salmon, do come and join the fun? I promise to stop singing! ?

Oh my God, what a swim that was.

All alone swimming in the pool. Ahhhh the great out doors. I wonder where everyone has gone. I guess I'll just have to eat all these cookies myself then. Ali, Ive left a few boxes here for you. take care of them for me.

Catch ya later babe

Returns to the forum... and notes that after so many have swum and other activities here -It is hard to identify the liquid as beer! Time for a change and some outside help to do so...! Whips out a cellular phone, unlocks a hidden red button... and, after scanning around for poorly disguised men with bald heads and eyes that glow... sends a call to his mates at International Rescue Inc.

"Gidday! Is that Captain Cook Tavern Bottlestore?..."
"Great! Have I got an order for you!!..."

"Yes, that's right, AmEx... It will be collected. Yes! They're friends of mine. And there's no way you'll miss these guys. Believe me... You'll know them when you see them -their vehicle is unique!!!! "

2 Hours Later: With the aid of the Tracey boys' Thunderbird 2 and Thunderbird 4 -and the management and staff of the Captain Cook Tavern- the H2G2 Beer Pool has been completely drained, repaired and refilled with Speights Real Ale...

Enjoy Everybody... !!!!!

Ossario T'an
:^)#

Oh boy. I needed a beer after today any way.

*Leans on elbows looking in, while dipping an occasional stein-full out.*

Is the party going to re-commence? *-hic*

I didn't realise it had ever stopped?

That's the spirit! *clinks glasses with Justin *