h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*splashes around*

*Stands with hands on hips and glares down at the beer pool*

Are you saying that american beer is not all that it should be?

(think of the apple trees in the Wizard of Oz)

*dives in, not worrying about closing mouth*

So which particular brew is this?

What an ace idea Nonny
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What a fabulous idea! A beer pool. Happy Groundhog Day, everyone/thing. It's going to be a glorious day, clear skies with rainbows of coloured mushrooms. Here try some of these pineapple chunks. They've been soaking in vodka. I find that pineapple chunks don't lose their texture like some fruit does in alcohol. Each chunk is like doing a shot. Cheers.@

Hmmm, think I'll just sit on the side here, dangle my legs in and sip my Laphroaig while I watch you all in your beery frolicking

No, BS, you simply must dive right in. It's perfect. Happy Groundhog Day.@

*BELLY FLOP*

This is just the biggest darn wading pool I ever did see!!

But I like big wading pools. Give me a straw someone! <dive to bottom and starts drinking.

Where did my whiskey go? SH@#! It's out in my car.....um probably shouldn't have said that...

Marv continues sitting on the bottom of the pool drinking merrily

Erm ... I'll be leaving now. Seven years is a bit long to wait.

How is it that the beer in this pool is kept at the perfect drinking temperature (ie cool), whilst the people in the pool are kept adequately warm? And I'm pretty sure it's not an effect of the alcohol!

I think it is the effect of the sun here on Zitlurub VI. It seems to do strange things.

OK. Fair enough. I'll buy that.

yes, the beer in our pool is kept at bodily temperature to accommmodate both living temp and temp. to allow Greg & Lincoln to exist here,.,that's IT I .. no way...?@

Is it just me or is the level of this pool significantly lower than when we first started...........

I'm sure it was deeper than my ankles when we first got in !!

*alicat is physically removed from Heaven by the antichrist*

I'm not sure what that was all about, perhaps it was the mushrooms?

Drinking religiously is the only religion allowed here.

Does anyone want one of these glasses to make it easier to drink the beer?

*that would be the beer that is now only lapping at the top of peoples toes*

Pool magically fills again with beer.