h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Scorpio's (extremely difficult this week) votes for TOLERANCE:-

1. 1184 Swodahs Neetriht

2. 1183b MMF

3. 1189 Icy

My vote for tolerance;

1183. MMF
1187. Icy North
1188/a. cynthesis

cynthesis' vote for TOLERANCE:

1)Tolerating Others Lets Everyone Relax After Naughty Cartoons Enrage
~ Swodahs Neetriht (1184)

2)Telegrams Offer Light Entertainment- Real Addicts Need Cerebral Enlightenment
~MMF (1183)

3)Talking of Love, Emotions Rule- Are Never Conquered Easily
~artisan (1185a)

And the nominations from Kew-North-by-Thames for 'TOLERANCE' are:-

Swodahs Neetriht - 3 points

'Tolerating Others Lets Everyone Relax After Naughty Cartoons Enrage."

Artisan - 2 Points

"Talking Of Love, Emotions Rule - Are Never Conquered Easily.'

Icy North - 1 Point

"Tragedy Of Luxor: Egyptologists Reveal A New Coffin Empty)"

Thus ends the nominations.

to all who voted.

MMF

Votes for SERVER (if it will allow me)

1. (1192) Sheep Encounter Rather Vexing Empty Receptacle (Artisan)
2. (1199) Saving Energy Restores Vital Earth Reserves (Honorary God)
3. (1206) Superb Entries Regularly - Vote Every Researcher!! (Scorp)

Well said, Scorp

My votes for SERVER:


System Errors Repeatedly Vex Every Researcher - Artisan


Superb Entries Regularly - Vote Every Researcher - scorpio witch


Saving Energy Restores Vital Earth Reserves - Honorary God

I'd go with scorp and vote for every researcher

My votes for SERVER

1)Scandinavian editor regrets vilifying Eastern religion (Icy North)

2)Several Eastern Religious Votaries Encourage Retribution (Jabberwock)

3)Somalian Exiles React Violently -Emergency Remains (EMMF)

All round

My votes for SERVER


1. System Errors Repeatedly Vex Every Researcher (Artisan)

2. So, Everyone's Really Villified Elton Recently. (Cynthesis)

3.'Serious Embarrasment - Road Vehicle Emits Radiation'(Madfiddler)


Jab

Scorpio's votes for SERVER

1. 1200 Icy

2. 1192 Artisan

3. 1202 Jab

cynthesis' votes for SERVER are:

1) System Errors Repeatedly Vex Every Researcher artisan(1195)

2)Saving Energy Restores Vital Earth Reserves Honorary God(1199)

3)Serious Embarrassment-Road Vehicle Emits Radiation MMF(1207)

And the votes from Kew-North-By-Thames, for SERVER, are

First Place - scorpio_witch - 3 points
'Superb Entries Regularly - Vote Every Researcher!!'

Second Place - Honorary God - 2 points
'Saving Energy Restores Vital Earth Reserves'

Third Place - Jabberwock - 1 point
'Some Eastern Religious Verses Envisage Retribution'

Real toughy this week. Wish I had double votes

Well done all

MMF

My votes on BIRD

Britons improvise rain dance - Icy North

B'elana is really docile - Shirps -

Bartender Invents Refreshing Drink - madmum22

My votes for BIRD -

1. Bush Invades Russia - Doh! - Icy -1210

2. Bird Flu Is Really Devastating - Scorpio - 1214

3. Bartender Invents Refreshing Drink - madmum 1222


Jab

It's Birdflu not Bird Flu, obviously...

It's ok, nec´xt time youjust cut and paste
I intended to post birdflu, looked it up and dictionaries all said: Bird Flu, so I went for bird

Thanks Bel. I still vote for Scorp though - good enuff to stretch a point this time IMO.

Jab

Yes sure, it's a great telegram, and Wiki has it as Birdflu, so there

Votes for BIRD


1. (1227a) Bl@@dy Inland Revenue Demands (MMF)

2. (1230a) Best Intentions Rarely Deliver (Cynth)

3. (1216) Blonde Influences Road Disaster..... (Artisan)

My votes for BIRD:

Gold - Blonde Influences Road Disaster (Artisan #1216)

Silver - Best Intentions Rarely Deliver (Cynthesis #1230)

Bronze - Burping Indiscriminately Reveals Dentures (Honorary God #1235)- and there's a hilarious reason why!

Vote for BIRD;

1227-MMF
1229-Icy
1235/b- HGod