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The_Sarcasm Started conversation Sep 19, 2004
I Worship His Divine Llamaness.
Sort of...
MMM....Yep....
I thought id just join this rant.
MMM.... beer.... 
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recklessnes Posted Sep 20, 2004
Welcome my friend, welcome! 
The powers of Testicles are gaining more and more power in the world of H2G2 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 20, 2004
Buahahaha! Cower, brief Mortals!
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recklessnes Posted Sep 20, 2004
For every time you think you can peacefully stick your nose in your cup of tea, the powers of Testicles will be there to foil you
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Sep 20, 2004
*shudders*
The horror.... the horror.
*grudgingly accepts Sarcasm as an acolyte. But shaves his head with unnessessary vigourousness and bangs the gong a bit too loud.*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 21, 2004
She's dead. That's the only possibility. She just shaved Sarcasm. She has no chance to survive, make her time.
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recklessnes Posted Sep 21, 2004
so young and allready dead...
And I never even got to meet her in real life
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 21, 2004
Alas, poor Kitty.
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The_Sarcasm Posted Sep 21, 2004
Thats what you get for trying to shave me. No one, and I mean NO ONE, touches the hair. The last one who tried to give me a haircut is sixfeet under now (heavily deformed from torture, needless to say)
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recklessnes Posted Sep 21, 2004
she tried the same on me, but I just cant kill girls.
Especially not if they turn in to kittens at a full moon. 
*goes and drowns his grief in more absinthe 
*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 21, 2004
Good on you!
BTW, have you changed your e-mail address or are you still Darque?
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The_Sarcasm Posted Sep 21, 2004
Yessshhhh....
Im still Dark. In fact, Im so dark, Darkness itself ran off in awe when it met me. A week later it send me a letter saying how much it admired me and how I made it feel so depressed and useless.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Sep 21, 2004
*Snarls, her demonic wet-look fur spiking up, a couple of oversized flea-demons poking their heads up and cackling*
A KITTEN?! A KITTEN??!!!
I do NOT transform into a KITTEN!!! 
A CAT, my dear... with claws that could sever your head from your body with barely a /SWIPE/!!
*shudders with rage and flamethrowers recklessness untill but charred bones remain*
...... *then jumps on the charred bones until they're just ashes*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 22, 2004
Isn't she CUTE when she's angry!!!
is more apropriate for Absinthe, I think.
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recklessnes Posted Sep 23, 2004
*reassembles*
mmm, guess I misjudged the whole, "cute" factor
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recklessnes Posted Sep 24, 2004
you don't want to know what i am thinking when you say "mmmm, kittens."
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- 1: The_Sarcasm (Sep 19, 2004)
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- 4: recklessnes (Sep 20, 2004)
- 5: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Sep 20, 2004)
- 6: recklessnes (Sep 21, 2004)
- 7: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 21, 2004)
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