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recklessnes Posted Nov 22, 2004
yes, it starts to burn in your throat.
(not actually catch fire) but it feels like it.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 22, 2004
This I must do!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 24, 2004
I figured!
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recklessnes Posted Nov 26, 2004
you shut up.
You're always first to start puking if we drink a lot 
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recklessnes Posted Nov 29, 2004
no it's not.
You allways stop consuming ANYTHING at all after regurgitating something that contains so much alcohol that it would nearly inspontaneuosly combust.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 29, 2004
Inspontaneously means you have to light it with a blowtorch. Spontaneous is more fun.
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recklessnes Posted Nov 29, 2004
just one of "them" little Dutchman trying to speak flawless English mistakes.
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The_Sarcasm Posted Nov 30, 2004
See, you have to gurgle something alchoholic from time to time to clear the mistakes out of your throat. I told you so.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 30, 2004
Try gurgling sambuca.
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The_Sarcasm Posted Dec 1, 2004
The above (about gurgling alchohol to clear out the mistakes in your throat) is especially true for girls. Alchohol kills all those little lifeforms that hang around in your throat after the mistake you just made with some guys wizard's staaf (with a knob on its end, of course!). However, You might make the smae mistake again. I love being male!
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recklessnes Posted Dec 2, 2004
Definitely not why I gargle alcoholic substances.
A wizard's staff may have a knob on it's end, but that knob in this case is mine, my friend.
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recklessnes Posted Dec 6, 2004
i just said i'd rather get sucked than get to suck someone else.
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