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Daizzy Started conversation Apr 20, 2007
I Worship His Divine Llamaness. And beg to be allowed one more look at his awesomeness before I go blind from the glow of his awesome aura!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 20, 2007
You may do that 
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Daizzy Posted Apr 20, 2007
yay!
*looks again, then looks away, shielding eyes with arm*
Oooh, bright!
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 20, 2007
Woops. I think I'd better turn the ol' aura down a bit 
So, what brings you to my temple?
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted May 13, 2007
I shall add you to the scroll of the enlightened... *does her zen walk off to the edit page*
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 13, 2007
*watches the rear end of the high priestess moving in a very un-zen way
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 17, 2007
Why not? Even gods can appreciate female curves you know 
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted May 18, 2007
He can't be as bad as my last God, Zeus. He not only impregnated a chick on the sea as a white bull, but also as a beam of light, and he was MARRIED.
Gods, can never be too careful.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 18, 2007
You'd know that as well as any
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted May 19, 2007
Did you just me? I swear you just me. Hey, everybody, did you see him me? Thats it. I'm suing my God for sexual harrassment.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 19, 2007
*applies divine justice*
We find in favour of the defendant. Give him a hug or face Divine Punishment.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted May 20, 2007
Curses! Priestessing is never legally fair.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 24, 2007
The employee perks are pretty good though. Divine Protection is better than any insurance benefit.
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- 1: Daizzy (Apr 20, 2007)
- 2: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 20, 2007)
- 3: Daizzy (Apr 20, 2007)
- 4: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 20, 2007)
- 5: Daizzy (Apr 21, 2007)
- 6: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (May 13, 2007)
- 7: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (May 13, 2007)
- 8: Daizzy (May 14, 2007)
- 9: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (May 17, 2007)
- 10: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (May 18, 2007)
- 11: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (May 18, 2007)
- 12: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (May 19, 2007)
- 13: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (May 19, 2007)
- 14: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (May 20, 2007)
- 15: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (May 24, 2007)
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