A Conversation for MotMV Pirate Ship; The Fang of the Squishy Rubber Marks
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Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart Posted Mar 24, 2007
you mean be totally broke from spending your money on unneccessary safety precautions because you *know* someone is out to get you? Yes! 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 24, 2007
No, I meant the booby trapping the wallet thing.
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Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart Posted Mar 25, 2007
Oh. My real wallet is hidden.
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Captain Jenny Bonney, Terror of the High Seas, Sailer of Fine Ships and Connoisseur of Great Chocolate Posted Mar 28, 2007
*Jenny steals wallet and buys everybody a very expensive lunch*
There wasn't enough to pay for our lunch, but I got the resturant to send you the bill. I'm sure you're very grateful. 
It's not that big. Only *Checks number* 12 digits!
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Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart Posted Mar 31, 2007
Good thing that that was *your* wallet that Josh gave to me. And that I live in your house
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Captain Jenny Bonney, Terror of the High Seas, Sailer of Fine Ships and Connoisseur of Great Chocolate Posted Apr 1, 2007
You live at my house????
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 1, 2007
I now declare you man..well 
Catmanthing and [harem girl/missus/bit on the side/plaything] (del as appropriate).
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Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart Posted Apr 2, 2007
You missed honorary ball of yarn
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Captain Jenny Bonney, Terror of the High Seas, Sailer of Fine Ships and Connoisseur of Great Chocolate Posted Apr 2, 2007
Now I'm confused. Who is a ball of yarn?
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 2, 2007
wool type stuff
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Captain Jenny Bonney, Terror of the High Seas, Sailer of Fine Ships and Connoisseur of Great Chocolate Posted Apr 4, 2007
I know what a ball of yarn is, my cat plays with them routinely. I thought somebody was being reffered to as a ball of yarn.
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cupati Posted May 3, 2007
You, because he wants to play with you.
Allegedly.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted May 3, 2007
You are, in fact, his proverbial squeeky mouse with catnip 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted May 8, 2007
allegedly so.
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Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart Posted May 8, 2007
intriguing. do tell more
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Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake Posted May 8, 2007
*kidnaps Captain Jenny Bonney, Terror of the High Seas, Sailer of Fine Ships and Connoisseur of Great Chocolate*
*takes her to the secret bat lair and ships her to a distant blue-green planet*
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Captain Jenny Bonney, Terror of the High Seas, Sailer of Fine Ships and Connoisseur of Great Chocolate Posted May 9, 2007
*Jenny screams and bites someone*
I don't want to be a ball of yarn! I'm allergic to sheep!
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted May 9, 2007
but I thought you were antipodean?
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- 421: Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart (Mar 24, 2007)
- 422: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 24, 2007)
- 423: Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart (Mar 25, 2007)
- 424: Captain Jenny Bonney, Terror of the High Seas, Sailer of Fine Ships and Connoisseur of Great Chocolate (Mar 28, 2007)
- 425: Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart (Mar 31, 2007)
- 426: Captain Jenny Bonney, Terror of the High Seas, Sailer of Fine Ships and Connoisseur of Great Chocolate (Apr 1, 2007)
- 427: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Apr 1, 2007)
- 428: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 1, 2007)
- 429: Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart (Apr 2, 2007)
- 430: Captain Jenny Bonney, Terror of the High Seas, Sailer of Fine Ships and Connoisseur of Great Chocolate (Apr 2, 2007)
- 431: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 2, 2007)
- 432: Captain Jenny Bonney, Terror of the High Seas, Sailer of Fine Ships and Connoisseur of Great Chocolate (Apr 4, 2007)
- 433: cupati (May 3, 2007)
- 434: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (May 3, 2007)
- 435: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (May 8, 2007)
- 436: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (May 8, 2007)
- 437: Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart (May 8, 2007)
- 438: Xarin Sliron currently into cheesecake (May 8, 2007)
- 439: Captain Jenny Bonney, Terror of the High Seas, Sailer of Fine Ships and Connoisseur of Great Chocolate (May 9, 2007)
- 440: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (May 9, 2007)
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