h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Touche.

what's better? a bad margherita or a kick in the teeth?

Hey hey....

*pitches a tent away from the badgers*

*sweeps the cobwebs off the lemons*

*sweeps the dust out of the little house*


Ooops! Sorry Supermoo, I forgot you were still in there

Oh but he isn't. He hasn't been here for a while

Hi Evilclaw

*takes a deep breath and sits on a badger*

It's good to know you lot kept the badgers out of here while I was gone

Badgers? I don't need no stinkin' badgers.

Good

For some reason the badgers don't like the lemons and give the house a wide birth just in case the juice squirts in there eyes

It would take a mighty hand to squeeze a house made out of a lemon.

or a wrecking ball

Noooooo not the wrecking ball again, it took me minutes to grow the lemon house with the adjoining ballroom

mmm lemon ballroom.

Still with a wrecking pool it could become a swimming pool.

But what about the bubbling sauna over there in Hell?

mmmm... hell sauna...

then again we could combine the two and have a lemon steam room...

actually that doesn't sound too bad

*collects some more lemons off the trees*

*waits for it to be ready*

It really does sound good!

*scratches his head then goes into the lemon shed and pulls out a lemon shovel*



*starts digging a hole in the ground

*adds the finishing touches - the fire-proofed pine box shaped like a lemon, the little lemon-flavoured window, and little demon sized towels for lounging*

Perfect!