h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i dont know how to make hotpot

Thats a shame *bites into a lemon*

i should buy a cook book

yeah maybe

but I tned to only use mine to remind me of the oven temperatures for certain recipes that I have stored in my noggin

*throws the lemon away and it explodes*

i do that for cakes but im not good at food!

I'm good at baking but not as creative when it comes to my cooking but am getting better as I cook most days now for me and my wife and I don't like the prospect of ready meals

Huh. I don't even remember who I was cutting up now.

neither do i

Meh. Doesn't really matter. Kidney?

kidney: yes EC? did you call?

Hullo kidney. I was just wondering if I could borrow twenty bucks.

*nicky begins chopping up the kidney for the pie*

Gasp! That organ was gonna lend me money!

what?

sorry! but you get to have pie when im dne.

*starts chopping steak*

*makes gravy and puts pie together and puts in oven*


half an hour before dinner

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43962903/

... It's like you painted from life...

I have can't you see all those things here?

You know Lil's house the lemon house and the lemon grove

And how could I forget the strange perspective that bends where ever you look