h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Looks down at feet* I don't know what to call it - I'm sort of making it up as I go along.

The corvid look suits you by the way *embarrassed* I mean...well, you look really nice

*Stands at the doorway and smiles as Trin enjoyes his new dance partner*

I must relinquish this dance......

Bows slightly,


Smiles

*Bows* Thankyou

*She leaves. He watches her go. Then he gasps, bends down and retrieves from the floor...a glass slipper*

Er...hello?

*sigh*

*Limping*
Has anyone seen my other glass slipper? It's a pain trying to walk with one. It's sort of see through with a Simpsons logo and a glass pompom on the front.

*giggles*

*Hides behind the pillar*

No, sorry Vestie - I only have this fine glass slipper, far too dainty for your feet *sigh*

Oo, look at the bottom - Waterford - very posh.

No, that's not mine. I've got a bigger pompom.
*Walks over to pile of glass slippers left in the corner by the door. Noise of blass s;lipers being thrown over shoulder as vestie tries to find the marrow to the one he has.*
Some of the workmanship on these is very shoddy. Do you know they've got a separate skip outside the hotel carpark, next to the three for white, green and brown glass for discarded, duff glass slippers?

Aha! Herre it is. Size 9 (43 European) glass slipper with velcro fastening Homer and a big pompom. S'mine!

coooooool!

A skip for glass slippers? Think I'll hold on to this one though *sigh* Is that next to the skip for pumpkins?

*emerges from corner area where she has been hiding out sipping since her arrival*

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THE LADIES ROOM IS? *Legs are tightly crossed as she attempts to walk* QUICKLY???

*drags dna to the ladies toilets*

*waits until she is certain dna is safely ensconsed in the cubicle*

*moves to the doorway, giving her privacy!*

No Trin, but there's a skip for joy next to the Jack Tuna one.

*hobbles off in glass slippers*

*Proffers Vestboy a very comfortable-looking pair of normal slippers* Sure you wouldn't rather have these?

Ooh, Cheers. I think the diamond cut insoles were a bit harsh.
Feet spread out inside fleece lined toofles. Aaaaaah!

*Proffers a hot water bottle and a mug of cocoa to go with the slippers*

Don't know what all this stuff's doing in a ballroom, mind. I just found them over there, under all the bottles.

*emerges from the ladies room, feeling much better*



*the ballroom appears to be empty*



*slowly start turning and whirling and singing to self*

I could have danced ....all night...

I could have danced ....all night...

...and still have begged...for more ...

...but I didn't.

I'll dance with you if you promise not to tread on my pompoms.
*Assumes tango pose with rose gripped between his teeth, and hed flung back*

*giggle*

*Still hides behind a pillar and watches*

Oh, thank you, Vestboy!
You made my night!
Nothing like a good tango!

Did you hear something?