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Ooh, thanks! *Drinks . Wonders if she should bother to explain again that General Plotting is more a concept than an actual plant*

yes i know but i would like to point out that i own the original object that the concept was tied to, ie the original general plotting even tho any plant can become the general

This is where you are mistaken - this is General Plotting's room, and therefore in order to be General Plotting a plant must be in this room. Once it has been taken out, it's just a plant.

*mumble, mumble*

here-here

...I still woulda voted for the toaster as the soveneer...
anywho
*salutes General Plotting* ...or maybe ...nah definately

*approves this sort of thing*

*carries in a watering can*



Where is General Plotting?

All around you... we've got over 3000 plants here at the moment.

You might need a bigger watering can.

But... General Plotting was sitting over there------------------->>emptyspace

Oh, we just moved him so he can be in the sun... see, right there by the window?

Oh!




Sorry..

i still stick to the fact that i own the original general plotting, and due to my aura of mysterious doesn't obey the rules of nature-ness he is still general plotting.

It seems to me that all we ever do in here is to discuss the location of General Plotting.

its due to the "potted-plant uncertainty principle", which dictates that you can never, ever be certain of the exact location of a given shrub.

See, he understands. It's all kinds of advanced meta-physics and whatsits... or so I'm told.

Oh yes, of course. How silly of me.

exactly, yes, everyone knows that......... potted-plant uncertainty principle........

Well I was somewhat uncertain about it.

If your uncertain about something the best move is to find somewhere good to hide..... Or is that only me......... Ok so maybe it is.........