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Okay, you may have noticed that I have been offline for a few days - this was due to stoopid V*r**n getting cables crossed


Well, I am going to be missing for another week as from Weds 20th May, this is due to me having to go back into hospital for another operation

Now, don't you start worrying It is something I expected to happen a year ago... No, they are not removing my gallstones!

It has been advised that I have my 'lady bits' removed, as it seems the lining of my womb is said to be 'rather active'. So the thinks it should be done now, rather than later.

I am trying to negotiate with them - I think I am being generous to give them operating practise, wouldn't you think they would throw in a gallstone removal and a tummy tuck at the very least?

The usual suspects will keep you informed of my progress

I must remember to top up my mobile, before I forget


Don't worry, I shall still be here for a few more days, yet!



lil xx

Good luck with the negotiating.

*giggles*


Have you had your nap, yet?

No, I had a instead.

That makes sense, in a weird sort of way

Are you trying to prove that I'm ?

Isn't being Intercontinental enough for you?

Hi there Lil,

Good luck with the operation next week!
You shall be missed I'm sure



Take care now
Dale xx

Aww.. Thank you, Dale

No, that's a privilege.

If you say so, dear

Its too quiet when you are not around. Please do take care of yourself and keep us updated.

mini

I pwomise.. Not that I am the noisiest person in Hootoo, that has to be Hoggy!

Lil, you take care of yourself.

* to the to tell the and to hide all machines with buttons! *



MMF

They promised I could have a button for the 'happy juice'

Good luck lil

I hope that your looks like George Clooney.

A friend of mine had an operation similar to what you are having - she calls it her "valve grind and rebore"

That's one way of looking at it, Feisor

Many a big lil - best wishes and loving thoughts.

Scorp

are you going to stick it on an outside walland have a womb extension

Look after yourself, its probably Hoggies cappiwatsits that gave you gallstones anyway...

You could make some interesting jewlery with them so get them back.... cuff links for Prof might br nice...

Just keep well...