h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Two and a half months of w*rk. A shovel might be necessary, so you can get to your desk... Good luck with it.

hati taught me fire is good feng shui. it cleans

And as a , you don't even need a match!

since i am not a i need some sodium bicarbonate every once in a while

wherever you may be, let your wind go free

and if you breath deeply, it'll go a lot faster

true

So much for my first day back at the office. We were all basically just stumbling about, scratching ourselves and crashing into things, trying to remember what we were supposed to be doing. By tomorrow we might have more of a clue.

Just another normal day then

..except for the replacement of injured chairs and other light furniture gone broken.

(I have - maybe unfair - images of elephants in a porcelain shop)

you and me both, ivan

Two elephants! <>

My day at work wasn't too bad. One called in sick, another had a meeting with the tax people and took the day off, one left early and I - the (putative) boss - did a lot of practical things for my mother.

A quiet day at the radio...

I had a pointless day at the office, all things considered. Three more of these to go, then it's the weekend again... That makes it all bearable.

exactly