h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok! each post can't comment on the previous one and no posting "re: about post number" etc type posts.
Lets see the confusion this one starts, as surely someone will want to make a statement or comment about a particular post


If "mankind" wasn't on the planet earth and therefore invented god, then god would/could not exist. As why would a "being" create a universe that no one would see and or even pay homage to that being as the creator

If tin whistles are made out of tin, What are fog horns made from?

sharing someone else's chips will always taste that bit better than having your own portion, so you should always buy a large portion in the spirit of sharing

I'm tired and I ought to go to bed, but I'm worried that my hips will be painful *again* tomorrow, just like they have been for the last few days. Going to bed or not probably doesn't make any difference, I'm just trying to justify not going to bed when I'm tired.

oh joy and happinessgas and electric look set to go up again shut 10 power stations down and import as per

It is the middle of February and we are having a two-jacket winter.
It is cold enough to wear a jacket to work in the morning,
by lunchtime it is warm enough to take it off and put it on the table behind your desk.
The next morning is cold enough to require a jacket,
you need the second jacket be cause the first one is still laying on the table behind your desk!

I'm waiting for hubby to dish up breakfast - ham, baked beans and eggs on toast. We'll be watching an episode of Stargate SG-1 while we eat.

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I'm trying to phone my optician to make an appointment for an urgent eye-test. I've been calling since about 9:20 and nobody answers. according to their website, they've been open since 8:45. (I think I'll post this on the PUDDING forum)