h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If everybody in the entire world held their breath for 30 seconds, just think how much CO2 that would save from the planets

and THEN! how much it would add when they all breathe out

SO! to help save the planet, save gas! fart in a jar

Too early...monday morning *groan*

If only I could run my car on farts, I could hook up a pipe straight to the intake manifold from my bottom. I reckon I could easily do the six miles to work on a couple of good guffs!

I know, six miles and I drive. I'd like to cycle, but Coventry isn't the most cyclist friendly place, Luckily, my little Smart car is pretty economical and low on the old Co2 emmisions.

The coffee machine has been out of order all morning, and I NEED MY CAFFIENE!!!

Cov isn't that bad to cycle in. There's bus lanes everywhere...horrible green.

Will cyber coffee do?

If everybody in the entire world held their breath for 20 minutes, we would have much less co2 emission, AND no increase when they breathed out!!

Bus lanes are, strangely, full of buses. And taxis. Oh, and white vans, for some reason. And police cars that can't be bothered waiting at traffic lights.

Cyber coffee will be lovely thanks! Would it be cheeky of me to ask you to fill my cyber flask?

I've just found out the reason for the coffee machine being out of order. It's Italian.

but Stunningwho'd be around to check the readings


http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2010/06/20/the-green-fire-of-the-southern-lights/
from another thread, but they're wrongthat's the after effect from 20 million curries

doesn't decay release greenhouse gasses?

http://www.enotes.com/earth-science/natural-gas

sort of

Science *groan*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5wj6PU4lx8


come teatime it's back home on a first class flight

oh err oops! that should have been in another thread


err it is now

How could you possibly confuse this with another thread?

dead easy

Well, unless it's the I hate monday club, then it would be easy to confuse them

easy optionif something goes wrong on ANY dayjust say "it's Monday"

I wish that every day was wednesday. I know it feels horrible thinking: "I'm only half way", but it's actually a good day for me

I say Wednesday and Saturdayeach one hoping for a decent win on my Irish lottery numbers

I had a math teacher (not my teacher at the time) come into a lesson and explain the odds of winning the lottery: he had this paper filled with dots (probably a couple of hundred per page) he said that if he picked one dot off the page and then filled the room with the paper, then the odds of picking one dot off a page and getting the right one would be better than winning the lottery.

good luck.

"the chances of anything coming from mars
Are a million to one, he said..."

So, better than the chances of winning the lottery then...