h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm just off to the shop,anybody want anything?

oohhh please

milk,dark or milky bars?

milk I think..too much choice

Some nuts and raisins please

Munching fruit scones at the mo...

rightio so that's choccy,raisens and I'll swap some nuts for a scone

You all really ought to stop smoking that stuff. A nine bar has nothing to do with chocolate, though it may look like one. Stick to the Northen Lights.
For those who haven't a clue what I'm waffling about - let's just say "Don't drink and drive, smoke pot and fly home"

can I tempt ypu with some twiglets?

Just an eighth of green, ta.

not sure my local shop does that,I can get a lettuce tho'

No idea what you're on about Norti

Try Montego bay, ask for Kee kee, man. Not too far for a jet setter like you surely, no complaining about creaking joints cos you did other to go out to the shops.

there's absolutley no chance of getting me on a plane

I should explain for Loonycat, and others no doubt, "The munchies" is a common problem associated with cannabis misuse, hence my referral to various pot related terms.
I can give you a fuller explanation of what Northern Lights etc. alludes to but it will just drive you to drink!

I only asked if anyone wanted anything from the shop and now I'm all confuzzled i think I need a sit down and a

Skin up and chill out. Sorry, I really must stop, or I'll have everyone bar the potheads totally confused. My boss has just rumbled me on the work computer and told me to do something useful, like pull up my trousers and get on with my work.

Ibuprofen. Lots thereof.

rough night?

Slightly. There are two other h2g2ers here at the moment. One's awake, one's hiding under a duvet and, as far as I can tell, playing with himself.

We are all very, *very* hungover.

I blame the cider.

you need some fresh fruit juice and a good fry up....the scots use a fry up as a hangover cure and when I was in Aberdeen it worked a treat!