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Why did the chicken cross the road?
honesty_always_works Started conversation Jan 7, 2006
I want to see how many different answers there can be to this question
post in and please give me your answer.
1st one...to get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
honesty_always_works Posted Jan 7, 2006
Hello??????????????????????????
any1 out there?????????????????
I'm scared now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky. Posted Jan 7, 2006
because it was stapled to the first one 
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride Posted Jan 7, 2006
because Dinosaurs are extinct
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jan 7, 2006
You just reminded me of an email I got ages ago - will post it here because it fits 
Excuse the caps 
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
OPRAH WINFREY
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Beatrice Posted Jan 7, 2006
ERNEST HEMMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.
(PS don't worry about it being quiet here on a Saturday afternoon - it'll get busier 
)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
STRANGELY STRANGE ( A brain on a spring ) Posted Jan 7, 2006
Why did the chicken cross the road?
.
.....only the parson noes!
Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road?
Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride Posted Jan 7, 2006
To get to the Birds Eye shop
Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road?
U2111914 Posted Jan 7, 2006
It had no choice, it was cross the road, or get bitten by me. I had to say, it chose the first one. I have fangs.
lol xxx
spreadthelove
hiss.
Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 7, 2006
I miss that chicken. Fangs for the memory.
Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road?
U2111914 Posted Jan 7, 2006
It is ok, it is just a vampire chicken now, out to get everyone else's blood.
lol xxx
spreadthelove
it crossed the road, and then i bit it. mwaha.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
- 1: honesty_always_works (Jan 7, 2006)
- 2: honesty_always_works (Jan 7, 2006)
- 3: Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky. (Jan 7, 2006)
- 4: Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride (Jan 7, 2006)
- 5: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jan 7, 2006)
- 6: Beatrice (Jan 7, 2006)
- 7: STRANGELY STRANGE ( A brain on a spring ) (Jan 7, 2006)
- 8: Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride (Jan 7, 2006)
- 9: U2111914 (Jan 7, 2006)
- 10: Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) (Jan 7, 2006)
- 11: U2111914 (Jan 7, 2006)
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