h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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We would be able to laugh at the same joke more than once

Orgasms would last ten minutes

.....puddings and sweets are fantastic but a double edged sword, weight wise, so he could have made them calorie free too!!!

You would forget songs when you sleep and the next day could hear them 'fresh' again.

The world would be a much better place where people would live in Peace and Harmony. Blah Blah Blah- I know it has all been said before. I don't believe in a supreme being I lost that faith many many years ago.

Oh, I do laugh at the same joke more than once!

If God were nicer:

Childbirth would not hurt.

No cancer in kids, or anyone for that matter.

Uniform temperate climate somehow.

And yes, I second that, chocolate with no calories!

Actually- I don't think GOD has anything to do with orgasms. Isn't the pleasure of sex supposed to be a sin? Being sarcastic people- climax to me isthe result of foreplay and chemistry. Nothing to do with anyone or any BEING other than who you are with. I LOVE that part of it!!!

Beards and armpit hair would stay GONE once they've been shaved off.

(Why does hair grow back so quickly but if you lose a limb then that's it?)

We would have to give honest reasons for going to war or commiting acts of terrorism like; "Eh, yeah, i'm bored and want cheaper petrol and i don't want to die wishing i had witnessed nuking Tehran."

It would be a perfect world.

Who the heck is this GOD creature anyway?

Thought he disappeared in a puff logic at some point in time or other.....

The obvious reply to this thread, of course, is: "Nicer to whom?" I have been in situations in my life where I felt like God was being very mean to me, but the same situation might have seemed to someone else like the ultimate nice-ness. It all depends on your perspective, doesn't it?

(I'm sorry, am I being too serious for the conversation?)

That's a good way to look at it!

I'm glad you approve. I was afraid I'd be booed out of the conversation.

Well, he's got a sense of humor, at least. Look at the platypus.

Forget the platypus--look at us!

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EVE would have killed the serpent and we would all be in the Garden of Eden, naked. . . without sin. . . praising God

'EVE would have killed the serpent and we would all be in the Garden of Eden, naked. . . without sin. . . praising God'

that's an unusual interpretation. It has generally been the opinion for the last few thousand years or so that if Adam and Eve had not left the Garden, there would not be any other generations. 'We' would not all be crowded into the Garden of Eden -- Adam and Eve would be there, just the two of them, no children, no navels.

here's a thought- how would things be if we all accept there isn't a god, and just get on with things without religion getting in the way?

If God has nothing to do with orgasms, why do people yell his name when they have one?

Nicer option? The sea around the Scottish Highlands would be warmer. 20 minutes snorkelling without a wetsuit, and I almost had hypothermia!!

D'you reckon god screams, "Oooooooh, HUMANS!!" when he/she orgasms?