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Limericks - the quarter century!
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Started conversation Feb 22, 2000
I won't worry, or I'd go on a diet.
Though I think Roseanne ought to try it
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 22, 2000
that in five minutes flat
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aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac Posted Feb 23, 2000
she'd eat all the food at the Hyatt
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An old lady once cast a hex
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 23, 2000
on all of the male cast of "Lexx"
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Feb 23, 2000
That exposed all their toes
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 23, 2000
Because that's her idea of sex!
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An Irishman, a dwarf and a Zulu
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 23, 2000
The dwarf told a joke
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 23, 2000
and the Zulu, he butted in too.
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So, now you've a fish in your ear,
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Bluebottle Posted Feb 23, 2000
You're wondering what's in your rear. 
(SORRY!)
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 24, 2000
An anal alien probe?
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Feb 24, 2000
A dog called gaspode?
(A la T.P.)
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Bluebottle Posted Feb 24, 2000
Or the remains of last nights beer?
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People are starting to rhyme again.
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Feb 24, 2000
The wit is very nearly Wilde-ean
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 24, 2000
the rythm is adequate,
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Feb 28, 2000
But don't show it to any childr(i)en
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- 1: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 22, 2000)
- 2: Bluebottle (Feb 22, 2000)
- 3: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 22, 2000)
- 4: aPerson, An Angelastic (and alliterative) Acronymaniac (Feb 23, 2000)
- 5: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 23, 2000)
- 6: Bluebottle (Feb 23, 2000)
- 7: Fate Amenable To Change (Feb 23, 2000)
- 8: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 23, 2000)
- 9: Bluebottle (Feb 23, 2000)
- 10: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 23, 2000)
- 11: Bluebottle (Feb 23, 2000)
- 12: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 23, 2000)
- 13: Bluebottle (Feb 23, 2000)
- 14: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 24, 2000)
- 15: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Feb 24, 2000)
- 16: Bluebottle (Feb 24, 2000)
- 17: Fate Amenable To Change (Feb 24, 2000)
- 18: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 24, 2000)
- 19: Bluebottle (Feb 24, 2000)
- 20: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Feb 28, 2000)
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