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Bruce Posted Dec 12, 1999
Easier to cook than poached hare
;^)#
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Dec 12, 1999
And always finish yer dinner with a smoke!
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"I've polished the martini glasses"
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 12, 1999
Fearing crystal breakages
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Dec 12, 1999
(Looney your rhyming is *really* tenuous)
There's a cherry on a stick
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 12, 1999
'cos an onion would be sick
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 13, 1999
And onion breath scares off the lasses
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What's this thing lurking in my mince pie?
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 13, 1999
It's twelve foot tall, but only has one eye.
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 13, 1999
With a big knobbly knee
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 13, 1999
I hope I'm not going to die!
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Mark's eyes always glow a dark red
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Bruce Posted Dec 13, 1999
Though normally placed, upon is head
;^)#
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 13, 1999
When you're fixed by his gaze
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Nilchii Posted Dec 13, 1999
You might stand there for days
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Dec 13, 1999
till starvation strikes and yer dead
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The needles fell off the Christmas Tree
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 14, 1999
It was a very sad sight to see. 
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 14, 1999
the balls, they dropped too
(sorry - too good an excuse to use that line! 
)
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 14, 1999
Landed right in the goo
(resisting the logical p..)
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 14, 1999
of the pine sap the needles set free.
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My Chimney's completely blocked off
(Continuing the Christmas theme, perhaps?)
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 14, 1999
So Santa getting through will be tough.
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- 21: Bruce (Dec 12, 1999)
- 22: Fate Amenable To Change (Dec 12, 1999)
- 23: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 12, 1999)
- 24: Fate Amenable To Change (Dec 12, 1999)
- 25: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 12, 1999)
- 26: DelphicOracle (Dec 13, 1999)
- 27: Bluebottle (Dec 13, 1999)
- 28: Bruce (Dec 13, 1999)
- 29: DelphicOracle (Dec 13, 1999)
- 30: Bluebottle (Dec 13, 1999)
- 31: Bruce (Dec 13, 1999)
- 32: DelphicOracle (Dec 13, 1999)
- 33: Nilchii (Dec 13, 1999)
- 34: Fate Amenable To Change (Dec 13, 1999)
- 35: Bluebottle (Dec 14, 1999)
- 36: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 14, 1999)
- 37: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 14, 1999)
- 38: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 14, 1999)
- 39: Bluebottle (Dec 14, 1999)
- 40: Alix (Dec 14, 1999)
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