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Post 61

Fate Amenable To Change

But toe nails are yukky


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Post 62

Bluebottle

If you swallow them, you're unlucky


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Post 63

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Boiling them first makes me randy

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One day at the village green, drinking


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Post 64

chrisp

I watched an idiot, thinking


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Post 65

Fate Amenable To Change

"This man's a pratt"


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Post 66

Bluebottle

No-one could argue with that


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Post 67

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Whatever happened to gulping?

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I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas


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Post 68

Bluebottle

I'm getting a yaucht and I'll fish for some bass.


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Post 69

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Catching a drum


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Post 70

Tytte

My, this sounds dumb


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Post 71

Luna(Queen of Hearts)

Are you fishing, or just getting smashed?

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Dripping wet, but near no water


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Post 72

Fate Amenable To Change

And the rhyming is all useless and my ass.


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Post 73

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Must be sweat; I'm getting hotter


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Post 74

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Bruised and cut with a glass


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Post 75

Tytte

So I'll have to apply it with butter.

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New One.


Is this christmas thing really so great?


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Post 76

Fnord

It's smelly, and sticks to my plate...


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Post 77

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

All the jolly ads I hate


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Post 78

Luna(Queen of Hearts)

the muzak's begining to grate.


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Post 79

Fate Amenable To Change

For new year I just can't wait
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There was once a man with a sack


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Post 80

Tytte

which he carried around on his back


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