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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 15, 1999
and blow that snow like it was fluff
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It's 15 below freezing outside
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 15, 1999
My tears turned to ice when I cried.
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 15, 1999
My dripping nose
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 15, 1999
its emissions all froze
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 15, 1999
Till I squirted de-icer inside
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A snowman stood proud in the park
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 15, 1999
It started to fly after dark...
(Do I hear Aled Jones sing???)
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 15, 1999
As it soared overhead
*We're walking in the aiii-ai-rrrrr*
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Dec 15, 1999
A passing swallow said
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 15, 1999
"Blimey, Guv, that's a bit of a lark!"
(Cockney sparrow - sorry!)
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No Cockney speaks like Dick van Dyke
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 15, 1999
Their voices are nothing alike
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Dec 16, 1999
The ham and the slang
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Dec 16, 1999
And American-type twang
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 16, 1999
Are appalling, Dick - get on yer bike!
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DelphicOracle Posted Dec 16, 1999
*Bing bong. New start*
For Christmas, I'm cutting my hair
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 16, 1999
My head will be totally bare.
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JokerFord2001(the times they are a changin') Posted Dec 16, 1999
In a move that's quite bold
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 16, 1999
I'll bury my head in the butt of a bear!
(sorry 
)
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Hair clippings come in very handy
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 16, 1999
If you want to stop your mum drinking brandy.
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- 42: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 15, 1999)
- 43: Bluebottle (Dec 15, 1999)
- 44: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 15, 1999)
- 45: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 15, 1999)
- 46: DelphicOracle (Dec 15, 1999)
- 47: Bluebottle (Dec 15, 1999)
- 48: DelphicOracle (Dec 15, 1999)
- 49: Fate Amenable To Change (Dec 15, 1999)
- 50: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 15, 1999)
- 51: Bluebottle (Dec 15, 1999)
- 52: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Dec 16, 1999)
- 53: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Dec 16, 1999)
- 54: DelphicOracle (Dec 16, 1999)
- 55: DelphicOracle (Dec 16, 1999)
- 56: Bluebottle (Dec 16, 1999)
- 57: Merkin (Dec 16, 1999)
- 58: JokerFord2001(the times they are a changin') (Dec 16, 1999)
- 59: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 16, 1999)
- 60: Bluebottle (Dec 16, 1999)
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