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Post 21

Bruce

Easier to cook than poached hare

;^)#


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Post 22

Fate Amenable To Change

And always finish yer dinner with a smoke!
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"I've polished the martini glasses"


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Post 23

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Fearing crystal breakages


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Post 24

Fate Amenable To Change

(Looney your rhyming is *really* tenuous)

There's a cherry on a stick


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Post 25

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

'cos an onion would be sick


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Post 26

DelphicOracle

And onion breath scares off the lasses

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What's this thing lurking in my mince pie?


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Post 27

Bluebottle

It's twelve foot tall, but only has one eye.


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Post 28

Bruce

Legs, there are three

;^)#


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Post 29

DelphicOracle

With a big knobbly knee


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Post 30

Bluebottle

I hope I'm not going to die!
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Mark's eyes always glow a dark red


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Post 31

Bruce

Though normally placed, upon is head

;^)#


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Post 32

DelphicOracle

When you're fixed by his gaze


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Post 33

Nilchii

You might stand there for days


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Post 34

Fate Amenable To Change

till starvation strikes and yer dead
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The needles fell off the Christmas Tree


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Post 35

Bluebottle

It was a very sad sight to see. smiley - sadface


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Post 36

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

the balls, they dropped too

(sorry - too good an excuse to use that line! smiley - bigeyes)


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Post 37

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Landed right in the goo

(resisting the logical p..)


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Post 38

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

of the pine sap the needles set free.

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My Chimney's completely blocked off

(Continuing the Christmas theme, perhaps?)


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Post 39

Bluebottle

So Santa getting through will be tough.
smiley - sadface


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Post 40

Alix

But he'il figure out how


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