h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't worry, be happy

Even when you feel crappy

A few dark clouds

Gathering in crowds

(Yeah, OK, so a few things can't really gather into crowds. It's late and that's all I can think of to rhyme.)

Think silver linings, there's a good chappy

;^)#

Seventeen! Who'd have thought?

;^)#

My thinking had it closer to nought

Its draining our brains,

What happened to Limericks 16? Why not call then next lot Limericicks 8675927 to make it sound really impressive.

Causing varicose veins
And our children will all be born short

It's Friday, oh hip hip hurray

Which makes tomorrow Sat'day

I'll lie in 'til one

By 2 I'll be gone

;^)#

Down the pub to get tanked up - weh-hay!

Now, love is the strangest of feelings

Involving many wheelings & dealings


;^)#

You think you're in luck

Cos she's common as muck

But it's your heart she's a stealing.

;^)#