A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild
The Removal of Kleopatra...
SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Started conversation Sep 11, 2003
It shall be done for free...
Serj
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 11, 2003
well thats something you dont see every day
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SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Posted Sep 11, 2003
Ahhh... I'm not your average hitman...
Serj
The Removal of Kleopatra...
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 11, 2003
good deal...
normal isent exxactly what i look fir in those i allow into the guild... i look for the best... and then i take the best of them...
The Removal of Kleopatra...
SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Posted Sep 11, 2003
Well... I'm here for the Guild...
I will of course have certain... requests... during my time here...
As I am a FREELANCE Assassin I have an obligation to sub-contract to other organisations... But if another organisation hires me for the purposes that may harm or endanger my current employer, I will refuse...
I have decided to "remove" Kleopatra for you as a welcoming gift...
And... what is a "midshipman"???
Serj
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 11, 2003
here we use the ranking system of the navy... or so i have been lead to beleve...
a midshipmen is the equivelent of a private...
your rank will change when i feel you have done a paticualy good job or i feel like it... 
The Removal of Kleopatra...
SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Posted Sep 11, 2003
I am free for ANY job you wish for me to take...
ANYTHING at all...
I can take more than one at a time also...
Any work going???...
Other than Kleopatras upcoming departure from this "mortal coil"
Serj
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 11, 2003
not as yet...
i can only give what jobs the guild is given...
any cutom is welcome...
and theres a free drink for any gray squirells or badgers or sea gulls...
from a previous contract... after thay tryed to steal from us...
also you will be in viper house...
i beleve there is a bar in there... and its helpfully neer to the forest...
The Removal of Kleopatra...
SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Posted Sep 11, 2003
Sorry about my disappearance there...
I was adding the tag for the guild to my page...
Okay... well let me know if anything pops up...
Serj
The Removal of Kleopatra...
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 11, 2003
i will 
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SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Posted Sep 11, 2003
Serj
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Wiro Posted Sep 11, 2003
the rank system is my fault .... but i prefer it to the army system
so i suggested it
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 11, 2003
*walks of into a shadow on further inspection you can see a window there*
The Removal of Kleopatra...
SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Posted Sep 11, 2003
I've no problem with the ranking system... I prefer not to be ranked wherever possible... I just like to be known (on here at least) as Serj ta...
But you can call me midshipman Serj if you like...
The shadows are a very useful allie... or ally??... can't remember...
Serj
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Wiro Posted Sep 11, 2003
well i know the plural is: allies can't rember the singular but if english had any continuity, it would be ally
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 11, 2003
*for some unknowen and possibly unimportent reason it begins to rain*
The Removal of Kleopatra...
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 11, 2003
The Removal of Kleopatra...
SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Posted Sep 11, 2003
Ohhhhhhhhhh-kay... lol...
Serj
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- 1: SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) (Sep 11, 2003)
- 2: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 11, 2003)
- 3: SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) (Sep 11, 2003)
- 4: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 11, 2003)
- 5: SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) (Sep 11, 2003)
- 6: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 11, 2003)
- 7: SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) (Sep 11, 2003)
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- 9: SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) (Sep 11, 2003)
- 10: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 11, 2003)
- 11: SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) (Sep 11, 2003)
- 12: Wiro (Sep 11, 2003)
- 13: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 11, 2003)
- 14: SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) (Sep 11, 2003)
- 15: Wiro (Sep 11, 2003)
- 16: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 11, 2003)
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- 20: SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) (Sep 11, 2003)
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