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Um well I've got some lying around my chamber if you want them...I keep them in a jar, will that do?

I'll check.

*G\DB goes into a huddle with the ducks.*

Yes, that will be acceptable.

*enters room holding a large jar full of thumbs*
There you go...don't use them all at once. There's no more where they came from right now because I'm scared to be in the chamber due to a large residue of magic.

Now...DB...can you STOP putting ideas into the ducks' heads?! Or else I'll have to get cross. Currently I'm too tired and drained from doing secret twisted things in the nighttime.

OK, I'll stop putting ideas into their heads.

*Some ducks walk past wearing backward hats and sungasses.*

But it may take some time for them to get rid of the ones I've already introduced.

*sniffs and resolutely turns and walks away*
I accept no responsibility for this. Just make sure they don't start sneaking out to watch baseball games or anything.

*wanders in*

Why hello everyone! Aren't you just the cutest little ducks?! How are you all today? Oh hang on I think I heard the kettle finish boiling..must dash

*walks back out, casually slipping a small device onto the outside of the doorframe on her way out, muttering about stupid jobs and duck roast*

*another duck walks into the room and quacks something*
*a team of ducks leave many stay with the nests guarding them and a few more start "clearing" up*